01 · Roasts
8 Commits in 12 Months
Your entire public year of work fits on a sticky note — 8 commits. Your heatmap disagrees with this story, which means your best code is hiding in private repos like it's in witness protection.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero out of five repos have CI configured. You have 35 public repos and not a single automated pipeline to show for it. GitHub Actions has been free since 2019 — the barrier is attention, not cost.
facesort: 24-Hour Shipping Champion
Created, coded, committed, and abandoned all in the same calendar day. facesort's entire lifecycle fits inside a single timestamp. It's not a project — it's a git commit with ambition.
57% Graveyard Ratio
More than half your public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
Zero PRs, Zero Issues, Zero Receipts
0 external PRs and 0 issues filed this year. 67 followers somehow believe in you more than your own contribution graph does. Carry their faith more carefully.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight44D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
252 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript59%
- Shell14%
- TypeScript10%
- HTML6%
- CSS5%
- Vue2%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
23
Commits
last 12 months
8
Followers
67
Joined GitHub
Aug 2017
05 · Top repos
damnitrahul /
ReactColorPicker
Personal React color picker project with working features (drag-drop, palette creation, localStorage), but minimal adoption (2 stars), untyped JavaScript, no CI, and limited documentation beyond basic README.
damnitrahul /
instahash
React app with two features (hashtag generator, Instagram DP downloader) using Instagram APIs. Has tests and README, but untyped, lacks CI, no production signals. Personal project with modest scope.
damnitrahul /
sanity-studio-flat-magazine
A Sanity Studio template for blog publishing with schema definitions for posts, authors, and categories. Untyped JavaScript frontend scaffolding with README and structured multi-file layout, but minimal stars, no tests/CI, no active community adoption.
damnitrahul /
indiamap
A minimal React + D3 visualization of India's states with interactive highlighting. One-week project scope with thin documentation and no CI/testing infrastructure despite HAS_TESTS=yes flag.
damnitrahul /
facesort
One-shot face-sorting utility using InsightFace embeddings. Single 250-line untyped Python script with clear README but no tests, CI, or type hints. Created and pushed same day (2026-03-07).
06 · Timeline
- Aug 15, 2017Joined GitHub
- Jan 29, 2020Created ReactColorPicker — A color picker clone app similar to FLATUICOLORS built with React.js and various other libraries
- Mar 31, 2020Created instahash
- May 11, 2020Created sanity-studio-flat-magazine
- May 19, 2020Created indiamap
- Mar 7, 2026Created facesort
- Mar 7, 2026Most recent push to facesort
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.