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darkmuck

William DiStefano

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

9 commits/year isn't a career, it's a cameo

Your entire public contribution for the year fits on one hand — 9 commits across 52 weeks, with the heatmap looking like a connect-the-dots puzzle with most dots missing. GitHub is charging you rent you're not earning.

VIMS left database.php with credentials in 2011 and never came back

Your CakePHP incident management system committed database credentials to the repo, used raw SQL with addslashes 'sanitization', and called check_magic_quotes_runtime — then vanished in May 2011. The irony of an *incident management* system being its own security incident is not lost.

70% of your repos are in the graveyard

staleRepoRatio = 0.70: seven out of ten repos haven't been touched in over two years. You're not maintaining a portfolio, you're curating a museum of abandoned weekends.

The langPcts tell a different story than the bio

Bio says .NET and Azure architect. Public repos say 45% PHP and 29% AutoHotkey. C# clocks in at a humble 8%. The identity and the evidence are having a disagreement.

Zero tests, zero CI, across every single repo

VirtualDesktopIndicator: no tests, no CI. MarbleScroll: no tests, no CI. VIMS: no tests, no CI. The pattern is consistent — it's just consistently the wrong pattern.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    41D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    20F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

11 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • PHP45%
  • AutoHotkey29%
  • JavaScript11%
  • C#8%
  • Python6%
  • Perl0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

10

Commits

last 12 months

9

Followers

52

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 23, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. May 7, 2011
    Created VIMS — VIMS: Voyager Incident Management System
  3. Jun 17, 2022
    Created MarbleScroll — MarbleScroll for Logitech Trackman Marble
  4. Mar 6, 2026
    Created VirtualDesktopIndicator — Shows the current Windows virtual desktop number in a small overlay.
  5. Mar 6, 2026
    Most recent push to VirtualDesktopIndicator

07 · Compare

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darkmuck · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total24.9
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall25.0

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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