01 · Roasts
The Ghost of GitHub Past
Joined in 2009, made 1 commit this entire year. The heatmap is so empty it's basically a meditation canvas — one lonely green square in week 9 surrounded by 51 weeks of existential void.
Redis Grave Robber
libav is just ae.c and anet.c copy-pasted from Redis with Salvatore Sanfilippo's copyright headers still intact, wrapped in a CMakeLists.txt. That's not a library, that's a heist with no getaway car.
The 2-Minute Library
libcc: a C++ concurrency library born and abandoned in literally 2 minutes of commits in 2015. Somewhere out there, a thread pool is still waiting to be scheduled.
Dotfiles or Bust
With 0 total stars across 13 repos and a 75% stale ratio, the only project showing a pulse is your dotfiles. Your best public contribution to the world is your .vimrc.
C/ObjC Monolith
69% C, 26% Objective-C — you're living in 2005 and nobody can reach you there. Shell at 3% is the only hint the 21st century exists on your profile.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight34F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- C69%
- Objective-C26%
- Shell3%
- Emacs Lisp1%
- Vim Script1%
- C++1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
36
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
datousir /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo with shell configs, vim/neovim setup, and tool configurations. Minimal README, no tests/CI, untyped shell/vim scripts, but shows sustained effort across 6+ months with 30+ commits.
datousir /
libav
Dormant Redis-derived library (last push 2015) with zero adoption. Bare-bones README, no tests/CI/license, minimal original work — extracted ae.c/anet.c unchanged from Redis with CMakeLists.txt wrapper.
datousir /
libcc
A minimal Boost-based C++ concurrency library with 2 commits in 2 minutes (2015). Header-only thread pools and active objects lack tests, CI, documentation, or real-world adoption signals.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 18, 2009Joined GitHub
- Oct 26, 2013Created libav — A multi-platform support library with focus on asynchronous I/O, the code is strapped from redis.
- Aug 6, 2015Created libcc — A concurrency library
- Dec 11, 2024Created dotfiles
- Jul 1, 2025Most recent push to dotfiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.