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davemorin

Dave Morin

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

33 commits/year is a slow path indeed

You literally founded a company called 'Slow' and coded like it — 33 commits in a year puts you in the bottom quartile of active GitHub users. Even your heatmap looks like a deserted ski slope.

5 stars across 5 repos

meural-manager leads the portfolio with a whopping 5 stars — one per public repo if distributed evenly. The Facebook early employee badge isn't loading into the star counter, unfortunately.

CI? Never heard of her.

Zero CI pipelines across both analyzed repos. You co-built early Facebook infrastructure, yet your own projects ship with no automated checks. The irony is doing heavy lifting.

73% JavaScript, 27% HTML — the holy duality

Two languages, one domain (web), five repos. Breadth is not exactly your brand here — though to be fair, clawlink's agent-to-agent crypto messaging is a plot twist nobody saw coming from a social media guy.

14 PRs but 1 issue — selective engagement

You opened 14 PRs this year but filed exactly 1 issue. Either everything works perfectly in every repo you touch, or you're a fixer who never complains. Silicon Valley therapy is working.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    43D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    25F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

70 active days

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Language distribution

2 langs
  • JavaScript73%
  • HTML27%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

2

Commits

last 12 months

33

Followers

54

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 27, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jan 19, 2026
    Created meural-manager — Self-hosted web interface to manage Meural digital art frames
  3. Feb 4, 2026
    Created clawlink — 🔗 Encrypted peer-to-peer messaging between AI agents
  4. Mar 13, 2026
    Most recent push to meural-manager

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total42.6
Top-end curve+1.3
Final overall43.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
davemorin · 43.9/100 — Rate My GitHub