01 · Roasts
33 commits/year is a slow path indeed
You literally founded a company called 'Slow' and coded like it — 33 commits in a year puts you in the bottom quartile of active GitHub users. Even your heatmap looks like a deserted ski slope.
5 stars across 5 repos
meural-manager leads the portfolio with a whopping 5 stars — one per public repo if distributed evenly. The Facebook early employee badge isn't loading into the star counter, unfortunately.
CI? Never heard of her.
Zero CI pipelines across both analyzed repos. You co-built early Facebook infrastructure, yet your own projects ship with no automated checks. The irony is doing heavy lifting.
73% JavaScript, 27% HTML — the holy duality
Two languages, one domain (web), five repos. Breadth is not exactly your brand here — though to be fair, clawlink's agent-to-agent crypto messaging is a plot twist nobody saw coming from a social media guy.
14 PRs but 1 issue — selective engagement
You opened 14 PRs this year but filed exactly 1 issue. Either everything works perfectly in every repo you touch, or you're a fixer who never complains. Silicon Valley therapy is working.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight25F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
70 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript73%
- HTML27%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
33
Followers
54
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
davemorin /
meural-manager
Self-hosted Meural frame manager with bulk operations, EXIF extraction, and AI descriptions. Well-documented indie tool with typed deps and clear structure, but limited adoption (5 stars) and no test/CI infrastructure.
davemorin /
clawlink
Young encrypted P2P messaging framework for Clawbot agents with core crypto primitives, relay client, and friend request protocol. Bare minimum adopted (1 star), thin maturity for a non-trivial skill targeting agent-to-agent communication.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 27, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 19, 2026Created meural-manager — Self-hosted web interface to manage Meural digital art frames
- Feb 4, 2026Created clawlink — 🔗 Encrypted peer-to-peer messaging between AI agents
- Mar 13, 2026Most recent push to meural-manager
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.