01 · Roasts
The 7-Day Wonder Factory
TinyRssNotifier was born and buried within a single week in September 2011. Safari 5.x is so dead it predates the iPhone 5. Thirteen years of silence is not 'maintenance-free' — it's abandonment with extra steps.
13 Commits to Rule Them All
Your entire public output for the past year is 13 commits, clustered in 3 non-consecutive weeks. That's not a GitHub profile, that's a rounding error on someone else's lunch break.
80% Graveyard Curator
With a staleRepoRatio of 0.80, four out of five of your repos haven't been touched in over two years. You're not maintaining a portfolio — you're maintaining a museum of good intentions.
Solo Artist, No Album
soloPct=100 and zero forks across all repos. Not a single person has cared enough to fork anything. The collaboration graph is a dot.
Great Languages, Nothing To Show
JavaScript, Ruby, C, Shell — a genuinely diverse stack. Too bad 80% of the repos using them are on life support and the most active project targets a niche air-gapped WSL setup nobody else has.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight42D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript35%
- Ruby33%
- C27%
- Shell4%
- Dockerfile2%
- Makefile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
13
Followers
15
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
dblugeon /
wsl-vscode-ansible-generator
Niche WSL + VSCode automation tool for air-gapped environments. Untyped shell scripts with CI/CD pipeline, minimal adoption (1 star), experimental scope targeting specific Red Hat/Rocky Linux + Podman setups.
dblugeon /
TinyRssNotifier
Safari 5.1 extension for Tiny Tiny RSS notifications. Untyped JavaScript with tests and README, but minimal adoption (4 stars), 7-day development window, outdated (2011), and no CI infrastructure.
dblugeon /
rb-eyetv
Ruby AppleScript wrapper for EyeTV. Minimal production scope (only 3 stars), one-shot dump in April 2011 with no subsequent maintenance. Typed language, working structure, but limited documentation and surface-level implementation of a hardware integration library.
06 · Timeline
- May 4, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 12, 2011Created rb-eyetv — ruby library to drive EyeTV
- Sep 6, 2011Created TinyRssNotifier — A Tiny Tiny RSS notifer addon for safari 5.1
- Feb 13, 2024Created wsl-vscode-ansible-generator — This goal's repo is build an archive with wsl archive and vscode synchronized for usage remote wsl air gaped
- Apr 14, 2026Most recent push to wsl-vscode-ansible-generator
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.