01 · Roasts
The Conky Whisperer
Three repos. All Conky themes. All Lua config files. All abandoned. You didn't build a portfolio — you built a Conky shrine and walked away in 2019.
35-Minute Masterpiece
Graph-Conky was born and completed in 35 minutes on April 13, 2018. Three commits. Hardcoded paths to ~/.conky/img/debian-logo.png. The README is literally just the repo name. Bold.
The Heatmap Flatline
Your contribution heatmap is a cardiac monitor for a repo that died in 2019. 0 commits in the last year, 4 lone green squares across 52 weeks. GitHub is basically a museum at this point.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every. Single. Repo. Last pushed over 2 years ago. A perfect score — just not the kind anyone wants. That's a 100% abandonment rate across 35 public repos.
10 Stars in 15 Years
Joined GitHub in April 2009 — over 15 years ago — and accumulated a grand total of 10 stars and 6 forks. That's 0.67 stars per year. Astronomical growth.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight25F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- Lua99%
- Shell1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
33
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
19
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
debianmain1 /
Conky-Debian-Slate
Minimal Conky theme configuration for Debian with shell startup script. Repo is 6 KB, 3 stars, last updated May 2018. Contains configuration files and basic installation instructions but no tests, CI, license, or meaningful project documentation beyond a brief readme.txt.
debianmain1 /
Conky-Clean-Rings-V2
Minimal Conky theme configuration project with 1 star, no tests/CI, no license, and sparse documentation (README title only). Last active in May 2019, showing limited sustained development.
debianmain1 /
Graph-Conky
A minimal one-off Conky system monitor configuration written in untyped Lua with a bare README, no tests, CI, or version history (3 commits in ~40 min on 2018-04-13). Personal desktop dashboard tool.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 11, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 13, 2018Created Graph-Conky
- Apr 15, 2018Created Conky-Clean-Rings-V2 — Conky-Clean-Rings V2 & V3 4 & 6 CPU
- Apr 15, 2018Created Conky-Debian-Slate
- May 28, 2019Most recent push to Conky-Clean-Rings-V2
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.