01 · Roasts
Portfolio² — Commit to One
You have two separate portfolio repos (dellaetta.github.io AND portfolio) both built with React + Vite, both featuring the same p5.js mouse-tracking sketch and 12 projects. Pick one and delete the other — this isn't breadth, it's indecision.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Tests Across Everything
Five repos, zero stars, zero forks, zero test files — not a single HAS_TESTS=yes across the entire profile. Even your most polished CI-enabled site (dellaetta.github.io) ships with no safety net whatsoever.
hybound-test-data: Created and Forgotten in 1 Second
Your repo hybound-test-data was created and pushed within a single second on 2026-01-26 and contains literally no files. It scored a 2/100 — and that 2 was generous.
The Heatmap Tells the Real Story
Out of 52 weeks of public heatmap data, 43 weeks are completely dark. Your entire visible GitHub career fits inside a 10-week burst — privateWorkLikely=true is doing a lot of heavy lifting for your Consistency score.
selfie.js: The README Said It All
Your own README for selfie admits it's 'a test/learning project inspired by a reel.' Respect the honesty — but maybe don't publish projects that self-describe as tests without a license, .gitignore, or module structure.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
27 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript69%
- CSS16%
- Python10%
- HTML4%
- Java0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
106
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
Jul 2023
05 · Top repos
dellaetta /
portfolio
Personal portfolio website built with React + Vite showcasing education, experience, and 12 projects. Untyped JavaScript, no tests or CI, but structured multi-file layout with interactive p5.js sketch and form integration.
dellaetta /
dellaetta.github.io
Personal portfolio website built with React + Vite, featuring p5.js sketch, contact form, and project showcase. Typed language, CI/CD setup, but no tests and minimal docs beyond basic README.
dellaetta /
brown-scholars-projects
Educational Python project portfolio for Brown Scholars program with three unit projects (earthquakes, stars, COVID-19) covering data visualization and scientific analysis. Unstructured, minimal documentation beyond README, no tests or CI, created and pushed on same day.
dellaetta /
selfie
Personal p5.js art project creating a mouse-tracking self-portrait, inspired by Instagram content. Single-file sketch with minimal structure, no tests or CI, shipped on portfolio site but not production-grade tooling.
dellaetta /
hybound-test-data
Empty scaffold with no files, no documentation, and no commits. Created and pushed within same second on 2026-01-26.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 5, 2023Joined GitHub
- Dec 28, 2025Created portfolio
- Jan 13, 2026Created selfie
- Jan 26, 2026Created hybound-test-data
- Feb 4, 2026Created brown-scholars-projects
- Feb 16, 2026Created dellaetta.github.io
- Mar 4, 2026Most recent push to dellaetta.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.