01 · Roasts
CI Witness Protection
Every scored repository has tests, yet all four are missing CI. The test suite is apparently on a trust fall.
Private-Work Alibi
The public heatmap records 5 commits this year; privateWorkLikely is doing heroic work keeping the consistency score from flatlining.
Dashboard Before Audience
stock_monitor has roughly 130 documented programs and a 37-job pipeline, for a project with 2 stars. Infrastructure has entered orbit ahead of users.
One-Day Wonder
room-listen packs 14 tests into a same-day repository; coral-zenith-fjord-zinc packs WebGPU into one commit. Shipping fast, longitudinal evidence later.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight65C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
15 active days
Language distribution
- HTML95%
- Python3%
- JavaScript2%
- TypeScript0%
- Java0%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
27
Commits
last 12 months
5
Followers
89
Joined GitHub
Aug 2010
05 · Top repos
derekm /
stock_monitor
A substantial personal stock-analytics stack with 130 documented Python programs, DuckDB/Parquet data pipelines, a dashboard, forecasting, regime analysis, and tests; adoption remains limited at 2 stars with no license or CI.
derekm /
room-listen
A focused, typed Web Audio/DSP package with clear API documentation, modular signal-processing code, and 14 unit tests, but no visible adoption or CI and only a same-day development history.
derekm /
stockmagic
A documented, test-backed Python/DuckDB index-math project implementing 19 parallel S&P/Fisher variants, PIT snapshot gating, reconciliation, and an adapter, but it is a sub-month-old zero-star repo without CI, license, or typed code.
derekm /
coral-zenith-fjord-zinc
A substantial typed TanStack/React visualizer with WebGPU/WebGL2 rendering, audio interaction, auth/P2P utilities, and focused Node tests, but it is a one-commit, zero-star dump without README, CI, license, or demonstrated adoption.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 29, 2010Joined GitHub
- Aug 4, 2026Created stockmagic — StockMonitor core: S&P DJI index mathematics, chained Fisher price/quantity decomposition, quality/value dual-pass gates
- Aug 4, 2026Created stock_monitor — StockMonitor: portfolio tracking, indexes, analytics, dashboard, and Granite TTM forecasting/backfill
- Aug 28, 2026Created coral-zenith-fjord-zinc
- Sep 1, 2026Created room-listen — Microphone FFT, RMS, auto-gain, envelopes, and onset detection for live visuals
- Sep 1, 2026Most recent push to room-listen
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.