01 · Roasts
Lorem Ipsum Engineer
Your flagship repo SES-Cloud is a pet website called 'Drool' full of Lorem Ipsum placeholder text. You didn't even finish replacing the dummy content, let alone ship a real feature.
Name Your Repos Honestly
SES-Cloud contains zero cloud infrastructure, zero services, and zero cloud. It's HTML, SCSS, and false advertising. The repo name and the project contents have never met.
The Heatmap of Silence
52 weeks, 7 days each, 364 squares — every single one is empty. Your GitHub contribution graph is a perfect void. Even bots commit more than this.
2-Repo Portfolio Since 2016
You joined GitHub in October 2016. Eight years later: 2 public repos, 0 stars, 0 followers, 0 commits this year. The account aged faster than the code.
CSS-Only Stack
68% HTML, 27% SCSS, 5% CSS — your entire technical footprint is markup and stylesheets. No JS, no backend, no logic. This is a mood board, not a portfolio.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight15F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- HTML68%
- SCSS27%
- CSS5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Oct 2016
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Oct 17, 2016Joined GitHub
- Mar 29, 2024Created SES-Cloud
- Mar 29, 2024Most recent push to SES-Cloud
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.