01 · Roasts
Commit Bursts, Not Cadence
100 commits in a year sounds okay until you look at the heatmap: 47 weeks of pure zeros punctuated by 4–5 frantic bursts. You don't code consistently — you panic-code then disappear for months.
The Quality Desert
Across all 3 scored repos, you managed 0 test files, 0 CI pipelines, and 0 licenses. The only README you skipped was your portfolio — the one repo where a README would actually sell you to employers.
Valentine's Day Is Your Most Technical Repo
A time-locked chocolate-box React app for a significant other is somehow your deepest project (Depth=35). That's both wholesome and a little alarming for a CS student.
67% C, But Zero C Repos Visible
Your language stats scream systems programmer — 67% C, 6% Assembly — yet every public repo is a web project. Either your coursework lives in private repos or you're hiding your best work from the world.
0 Followers, 0 PRs, 0 Issues
A perfect triple-zero community score. You've been on GitHub since 2021 and haven't opened a single issue or PR on anyone else's code. GitHub works better as a two-way street.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
23 active days
Language distribution
- C67%
- Jupyter Notebook26%
- Assembly6%
- Makefile1%
- Python0%
- C++0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
19
Commits
last 12 months
100
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2021
05 · Top repos
dominopizzaaaa /
valentines-site
Personal Valentine's Day gift site built with React + Vite. Interactive itinerary planner with animations, music player, and time-locked content. Polished UX but narrow scope—intentionally tailored to recipient.
dominopizzaaaa /
dominic-website
Personal portfolio website for CS student; hand-crafted HTML/CSS/JS with cinematic animations. No README, tests, CI, or license. Functional but thin output—single project, no broader portfolio pattern.
dominopizzaaaa /
my-first-website
A beginner YouTube clone built with HTML/CSS following tutorials. Single-week sprint with minimal commits (4 of 30 days), no tests/CI/license, thin documentation, and learning-project structure—classic first-website artifact.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 21, 2021Joined GitHub
- Dec 11, 2023Created my-first-website — First ever website using HTML and CSS for the first time. Learned by following youtube tutorials online
- Feb 4, 2026Created valentines-site
- Feb 24, 2026Created dominic-website
- Feb 26, 2026Most recent push to dominic-website
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.