01 · Roasts
15 Years, One Weekend
Joined GitHub in April 2009. The year is 2026. You have produced exactly 20 commits in the past 12 months, all of them in a 24-hour burst. That's a 0.005% utilization rate on your account tenure.
The Heatmap Is a Desert
51 out of 52 weeks on your heatmap are completely dark. The one lit cell (week 37, a Saturday) is carrying this entire profile on its back.
No Tests, No CI, No License, No Stars
debtshield ships with zero automated tests, no CI pipeline, no open-source license, and 0 stars. That's a clean sweep of the things that distinguish a project from a folder of scripts.
The PRs Are Doing the Heavy Lifting
15 pull requests to other repos this year but 0 issues opened and 0 stars earned on your own work. You're contributing upstream while your own house has no foundation.
Monolingual Since Forever
100% Python across all 15 public repos over a 17-year account. Streamlit today, presumably Streamlit in 2042.
Built using
Zoral
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zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Python100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
20
Followers
18
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Apr 17, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 23, 2026Created debtshield
- Jan 24, 2026Most recent push to debtshield
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.