01 · Roasts
2 commits in 365 days
Your entire year of GitHub output is 2 commits — both made in a 12-minute window on December 11th. That's not shipping, that's accidentally leaving a browser tab open.
92% Graveyard
92% of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig site.
feed_duck: The 10-Year Nap
feed_duck launched in October 2014, scored 1 star, and was never touched again. A decade later it sits there — unCI'd, unmaintained, and philosophically content with its existence.
README? What README?
abernardes.github.io's README is literally just 'My blog.' — two words, one period, infinite ambition. feed_duck and rize-hire couldn't be bothered with CI or tests either. Quality is aspirational here.
16-year veteran, 1 star to show for it
Joined GitHub in April 2009 — before most modern frameworks existed — and the entire public portfolio has accumulated exactly 1 star. That takes a special kind of commitment to obscurity.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Ruby50%
- TypeScript18%
- CSS14%
- Emacs Lisp11%
- HTML5%
- JavaScript1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
2
Followers
32
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
dreoliv /
rize-hire
TypeScript React talent management web app with student profiling and filtering. Created 2025-12-11, 2 commits, 47 KB. Typed, structured, and documented but brand-new with minimal external impact.
dreoliv /
feed_duck
Minimal RSS/Atom feed parsing wrapper with untyped Ruby code, no tests run in CI, and only 1 star after 10 years. Provides uniform interface between feed standards but lacks maintenance and production adoption.
dreoliv /
abernardes.github.io
Personal blog with Jekyll-based static site. Minimal scope: 0 stars, 39 KB, CSS primary language. Sparse documentation (README is one line: "My blog"). Last commit March 2017; 17 of last 30 commits sampled indicates modest activity. No tests, CI, or license. Content shows thoughtful technical writing about Ruby/Rails p
06 · Timeline
- Apr 2, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 7, 2013Created abernardes.github.io — My blog
- May 8, 2014Created feed_duck — A RSS/Atom feed parser
- Dec 11, 2025Created rize-hire
- Dec 11, 2025Most recent push to rize-hire
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.