01 · Roasts
284 Repos, 39 Commits
You have 284 public repos and only 39 commits in the past year. That's 0.14 commits per repo annually — less a software architect, more a repo hoarder with a light dusting of activity.
82% Graveyard Rate
82% of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site. At least the fossils are well-preserved.
tagcloud.jquery.json Called, It Wants Its Era Back
Your crown jewel is a jQuery tag cloud plugin from 2013 with 16 stars. It's maintained — kudos — but it's also a technology that peaked when Gangnam Style was still on the charts.
Zero PRs, Zero Issues, 202 Followers
202 people follow you and you filed 0 PRs and 0 issues this year. You've got an audience watching a stage you've completely vacated. The 'open-source enthusiast' bio is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
facedb: The AI Hype Tax
facedb scores a 0 on quality — no tests, no CI, no license — just a collection of notebooks pointing at pre-trained Caffe weights and a dream. This is what happens when you clone a tutorial and push it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
21 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook49%
- JavaScript43%
- Java2%
- PHP1%
- Ruby1%
- HTML1%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
34
Commits
last 12 months
39
Followers
202
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
dynamicguy /
tagcloud
Legacy jQuery tag cloud plugin with 16 stars, MIT/GPL licensed. Shipped as working jQuery library with README and basic test files; last commit 2024. Lacks modern typing, CI, and substantial architectural depth beyond visualization math.
dynamicguy /
docker-opencv
Personal Docker image builder for OpenCV 4.6.0 with README and CI/CD pipeline. Minimal adoption (2 stars), sparse commits, but functional with documented usage pattern.
dynamicguy /
facedb
Experimental Jupyter notebook collection for face detection/recognition tasks using pre-trained models (age prediction, gender detection via Caffe/Keras, Elasticsearch integration). Minimal project structure, unpolished code, no tests or CI. 274 KB mixed notebooks without clear vision.
06 · Timeline
- May 4, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 17, 2013Created tagcloud — jquery tagcloud
- Oct 14, 2021Created docker-opencv
- Nov 25, 2024Created facedb
- Mar 16, 2026Most recent push to facedb
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.