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ecaron

Eric Caron

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Heatmap Is a Desert

52 weeks. 364 days. Zero commits. Your GitHub contribution graph looks like a flatline on a heart monitor. At least a dead man's ECG has *some* historical peaks.

Stale Ratio: Hall of Fame

staleRepoRatio = 1.0 — a perfect score in the wrong direction. Every single one of your 18 repos is abandoned. You didn't just park in a no-parking zone; you left the car there until the city towed it.

Firefox Called, It Wants Its XUL Back

firefox-font-finder hasn't been touched since June 2014 and still has no README. The Firefox extension format it uses was deprecated years ago. This repo is a digital fossil — 7 stars from people who presumably also miss Netscape Navigator.

One Good Repo Does Not a Portfolio Make

smart-nightlight-manager is genuinely impressive — 8 years, scheduling, color management, Philips Hue integration. But it's the lone survivor in a graveyard. Your portfolio is a single candle in a very dark room.

Community Who?

61 followers, 0 PRs this year, 0 issues this year. You have an audience but nothing to show them. It's like having a verified Twitter account and never tweeting.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    55D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • JavaScript65%
  • Python13%
  • HTML11%
  • Nunjucks8%
  • PHP2%
  • CSS1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

11

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

61

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 5, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Oct 2, 2012
    Created firefox-font-finder — Development area for the popular Firefox Font Finder add-on
  3. Dec 31, 2015
    Created smart-nightlight-manager — My in-network Node app for controlling my kids' nightlights (like Hue or FastLED) via website or IoT buttons
  4. Sep 18, 2016
    Created node-bandwidth-tester — A quick NodeJS client & server for having a Rasperry Pi Zero measure bandwidth & report it to a remote server
  5. Mar 4, 2023
    Most recent push to smart-nightlight-manager

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total45.4
Top-end curve+1.7
Final overall47.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
ecaron · 47.1/100 — Rate My GitHub