01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is a Desert
52 weeks. 364 days. Zero commits. Your GitHub contribution graph looks like a flatline on a heart monitor. At least a dead man's ECG has *some* historical peaks.
Stale Ratio: Hall of Fame
staleRepoRatio = 1.0 — a perfect score in the wrong direction. Every single one of your 18 repos is abandoned. You didn't just park in a no-parking zone; you left the car there until the city towed it.
Firefox Called, It Wants Its XUL Back
firefox-font-finder hasn't been touched since June 2014 and still has no README. The Firefox extension format it uses was deprecated years ago. This repo is a digital fossil — 7 stars from people who presumably also miss Netscape Navigator.
One Good Repo Does Not a Portfolio Make
smart-nightlight-manager is genuinely impressive — 8 years, scheduling, color management, Philips Hue integration. But it's the lone survivor in a graveyard. Your portfolio is a single candle in a very dark room.
Community Who?
61 followers, 0 PRs this year, 0 issues this year. You have an audience but nothing to show them. It's like having a verified Twitter account and never tweeting.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript65%
- Python13%
- HTML11%
- Nunjucks8%
- PHP2%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
61
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
ecaron /
smart-nightlight-manager
Personal home automation project controlling nightlights via Node.js web app. Supports Philips Hue and FastLED devices with scheduling, timers, and color management. Well-documented with structured codebase and active 8-year trajectory.
ecaron /
node-bandwidth-tester
Minimal IoT bandwidth monitoring tool for Raspberry Pi built in a single week. Has working client/server components and clear README but lacks tests, CI, types, and ongoing maintenance since 2016.
ecaron /
firefox-font-finder
Defunct Firefox add-on from 2012–2014 with no README, no tests, no CI. Untyped JavaScript with minimal documentation; last commit 10 years ago (June 2014). Only 7 stars; abandoned codebase, no ongoing maintenance.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 5, 2009Joined GitHub
- Oct 2, 2012Created firefox-font-finder — Development area for the popular Firefox Font Finder add-on
- Dec 31, 2015Created smart-nightlight-manager — My in-network Node app for controlling my kids' nightlights (like Hue or FastLED) via website or IoT buttons
- Sep 18, 2016Created node-bandwidth-tester — A quick NodeJS client & server for having a Rasperry Pi Zero measure bandwidth & report it to a remote server
- Mar 4, 2023Most recent push to smart-nightlight-manager
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.