01 · Roasts
The Year in 16 Commits
You've been on GitHub since 2009 and managed 16 commits this entire year. That's fewer commits than a developer makes on a slow Tuesday. The heatmap looks like a star field with a 40-week power outage.
JavaScript Monoculture
96% JavaScript. You have 6 other languages listed in your stats and collectively they account for 4% — Rust alone makes up 3% from a single 2-month-old repo. It's giving 'I discovered other languages, briefly.'
57% Graveyard Ratio
Over half your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. The Roshan ZooKeeper admin UI from 2011 is old enough to have its own GitHub account by now.
The 2026 Burst Builder
All meaningful activity happened in a narrow 4-week window in early 2026. wtp (Feb–Apr), skillsong (March), then... silence. You don't ship continuously — you hibernate and sprint.
CI Without Tests
wtp has a full multi-platform CI/CD release pipeline but no unit tests — just 15 basic CLI integration tests. That's like building an F1 pit crew for a car with no engine diagnostics.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
15 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript96%
- Rust3%
- PHP0%
- Go0%
- Python0%
- C0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
16
Followers
46
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
eddix /
wtp
Early-stage Rust CLI for managing git worktrees across polyrepos. Typed, well-documented, multi-crate architecture with shell integration, but minimal adoption (9 stars) and no test coverage.
eddix /
skillsong
Early-stage personal skill documentation project with curated AI agent patterns and writing best practices. Minimal output, no tests/CI, single-week burst of 3 commits in 4 days.
eddix /
Roshan
Django-based ZooKeeper admin UI from 2010-2011 with minimal maintenance (7 commits in last 30 days), no tests/CI, untyped Python 2 code, and sparse documentation beyond a one-line README.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 5, 2009Joined GitHub
- May 8, 2010Created Roshan — Roshan is a Django based administrative interface for ZooKeeper cluster.
- Feb 28, 2026Created wtp — wtp helps you manage parallel development across multiple git repositories by leveraging git worktree
- Mar 22, 2026Created skillsong — personal skills collection
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to wtp
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.