01 · Roasts
The Fossil Record
staleRepoRatio = 1.0. Every single one of your 36 public repos was last touched more than 2 years ago. Your GitHub isn't a portfolio — it's a museum of abandoned prototypes.
33 Commits, 365 Days
You managed 33 public commits in an entire year — roughly one commit per 11 days, with multi-month stretches of total silence. Your heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with most dots missing.
Test-Free Since 2008
Three repos scored, three repos with HAS_TESTS=no. dmarc-reporter's spec/ folder contains a single empty FactoryGirl stub. That's not a test suite, that's a placeholder for good intentions.
One-Shot Wonder Factory
dmarc-reporter: 2 months of commits. browser-matrix: built and abandoned. Simples.SkypeChatStyle: a CSS snippet from the Obama era. The pattern is clear — ship once, never return.
112 Followers, 0 Licenses
You've accumulated 112 followers somehow, but not one of your scored repos has a license. Your admirers can look but legally can't touch.
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Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
25 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript55%
- Ruby20%
- Shell9%
- Vim Script5%
- PHP4%
- CSS3%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
33
Followers
112
Joined GitHub
Nov 2008
05 · Top repos
edds /
browser-matrix
Browser Matrix is a personal Google Analytics visualization tool built in plain JavaScript with a README and structured codebase. Minimal adoption (34 stars) and 9+ years of inactivity since last push (2021), though original implementation shows functional completeness and architectural modularity.
edds /
dmarc-reporter
Ruby Rails app for parsing DMARC report emails; functional but minimal—no tests, no CI, no license, untyped Ruby, and dormant since Oct 2012 with only 22 commits.
edds /
Simples.SkypeChatStyle
Skype chat style from 2010 with basic HTML/CSS/JS templates. Works but thin scope—23 stars, no tests, no CI, no license, no type system. Minor maintenance across ~8 months.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 17, 2008Joined GitHub
- Apr 25, 2010Created Simples.SkypeChatStyle — A simple but beautiful chat style for Skype.
- Aug 6, 2012Created dmarc-reporter — A Rails app to parse DMARC report emails and show the results in a web UI.
- Nov 5, 2012Created browser-matrix — A pure JavaScript Google Analytics browser visualisation tool.
- Jul 31, 2021Most recent push to browser-matrix
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.