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edds

Edd Sowden

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Fossil Record

staleRepoRatio = 1.0. Every single one of your 36 public repos was last touched more than 2 years ago. Your GitHub isn't a portfolio — it's a museum of abandoned prototypes.

33 Commits, 365 Days

You managed 33 public commits in an entire year — roughly one commit per 11 days, with multi-month stretches of total silence. Your heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with most dots missing.

Test-Free Since 2008

Three repos scored, three repos with HAS_TESTS=no. dmarc-reporter's spec/ folder contains a single empty FactoryGirl stub. That's not a test suite, that's a placeholder for good intentions.

One-Shot Wonder Factory

dmarc-reporter: 2 months of commits. browser-matrix: built and abandoned. Simples.SkypeChatStyle: a CSS snippet from the Obama era. The pattern is clear — ship once, never return.

112 Followers, 0 Licenses

You've accumulated 112 followers somehow, but not one of your scored repos has a license. Your admirers can look but legally can't touch.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    40D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

25 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript55%
  • Ruby20%
  • Shell9%
  • Vim Script5%
  • PHP4%
  • CSS3%
  • Other4%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

20

Commits

last 12 months

33

Followers

112

Joined GitHub

Nov 2008

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Nov 17, 2008
    Joined GitHub
  2. Apr 25, 2010
    Created Simples.SkypeChatStyle — A simple but beautiful chat style for Skype.
  3. Aug 6, 2012
    Created dmarc-reporter — A Rails app to parse DMARC report emails and show the results in a web UI.
  4. Nov 5, 2012
    Created browser-matrix — A pure JavaScript Google Analytics browser visualisation tool.
  5. Jul 31, 2021
    Most recent push to browser-matrix

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total44.5
Top-end curve+1.6
Final overall46.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
edds · 46.1/100 — Rate My GitHub