01 · Roasts
The 2015 Time Capsule
Two of your three scored repos (mvp-player, kaliscope) haven't seen a commit since October 2015. That's nearly a decade of C++ frozen in amber. GitHub is a portfolio, not a museum.
Zero Commits, Zero Regrets
totalCommitsYear = 0. Your heatmap is 52 weeks of pure void — not a single green square. Even your most recent repo (judymatch) only got a drive-by touch in 2024 after years of silence.
89% Stale: A Graveyard Portfolio
staleRepoRatio = 0.89 means 13 of your 15 public repos are collecting digital dust. At some point a GitHub profile stops being a portfolio and starts being an archaeological dig site.
CI? Never Heard of It
Not a single one of your three main projects has CI. judymatch has Boost tests that apparently run on faith and goodwill alone. In 2024, a green checkmark costs nothing.
Niche Lord
A film-scanning telecinema pipeline, a judy-array LSH library, and an MVP music player walk into a bar. The bartender asks: 'Who are these for?' Nobody answers. 40 total stars across a 14-year career.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight46D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight58D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- C++84%
- C11%
- CMake2%
- Java2%
- Python1%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
21
Joined GitHub
Mar 2010
05 · Top repos
edubois /
mvp-player
C++ MVP pattern example music player with Qt/ncurses GUIs, state machine architecture, and network capabilities. Demonstrates solid mid-scale design with clear presenter/model separation, though limited adoption (20 stars) and inactive since 2015.
edubois /
judymatch
C++ proof-of-concept locality-sensitive hashing library with DCT and polar LSH implementations, Boost-heavy templated design, ships with working unit tests. Experimental judy array wrapper and niche algorithmic focus limit adoption.
edubois /
kaliscope
Professional C++ image pipeline for film scanning (telecinema) using OpenFX, built on TuttleOFX framework with Qt GUI, network sync, and specialized plugins for analog-to-digital conversion.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 3, 2010Joined GitHub
- May 17, 2014Created judymatch — µs pattern matching algorithm proof of concept
- Nov 23, 2014Created mvp-player — A mediaplayer that is also an example of C++ Model View Presenter design pattern implementation.
- Mar 24, 2015Created kaliscope — OFX based image processing pipeline and tools for telecinema devices (analog film scanning)
- Oct 16, 2024Most recent push to judymatch
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.