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egaillot

Emmanuel Gaillot

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Heatmap Archaeologist

13 commits in a year, spread across 4 isolated Fridays. GitHub's heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with 3 dots. A 15-year account with the annual output of a long weekend.

80% Graveyard Curator

staleRepoRatio = 0.80 — 4 out of 5 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. You're not maintaining a portfolio, you're operating a digital mausoleum.

The Assembly Tease

tdd-and-assembly-language is genuinely fascinating — a custom TDD harness in x86 assembly. Then you wrote 2 commits over 5 months and abandoned it in 2014. The most interesting thing here is also the most neglected.

Solo Forever

soloPct = 100%, totalPRsYear = 0, totalIssuesYear = 0. In 15 years on GitHub you've never sent an external PR or filed an issue. GitHub is apparently a private diary with a public URL.

7 Stars, 15 Years

totalStars = 7 across 29 repos and a 2009 join date. That's roughly 0.47 stars per year. At this rate you'll hit 100 stars sometime around 2185.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    52D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

5 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript35%
  • CSS23%
  • Ruby15%
  • HTML12%
  • CoffeeScript12%
  • SCSS2%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

15

Commits

last 12 months

13

Followers

42

Joined GitHub

Jul 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jul 16, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Sep 2, 2012
    Created poulailler — A browser-revival of Nintendo's famous Game & Watch Mickey Mouse
  3. Jun 30, 2014
    Created tdd-and-assembly-language — Musings about test-driving code written in assembly language
  4. May 1, 2020
    Created changer-grandir
  5. Apr 8, 2026
    Most recent push to changer-grandir

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total43.1
Top-end curve+1.4
Final overall44.5

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
egaillot · 44.5/100 — Rate My GitHub