01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Archaeologist
13 commits in a year, spread across 4 isolated Fridays. GitHub's heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with 3 dots. A 15-year account with the annual output of a long weekend.
80% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 0.80 — 4 out of 5 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. You're not maintaining a portfolio, you're operating a digital mausoleum.
The Assembly Tease
tdd-and-assembly-language is genuinely fascinating — a custom TDD harness in x86 assembly. Then you wrote 2 commits over 5 months and abandoned it in 2014. The most interesting thing here is also the most neglected.
Solo Forever
soloPct = 100%, totalPRsYear = 0, totalIssuesYear = 0. In 15 years on GitHub you've never sent an external PR or filed an issue. GitHub is apparently a private diary with a public URL.
7 Stars, 15 Years
totalStars = 7 across 29 repos and a 2009 join date. That's roughly 0.47 stars per year. At this rate you'll hit 100 stars sometime around 2185.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript35%
- CSS23%
- Ruby15%
- HTML12%
- CoffeeScript12%
- SCSS2%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
13
Followers
42
Joined GitHub
Jul 2009
05 · Top repos
egaillot /
changer-grandir
Jekyll-based website for a French therapeutic coaching organization, well-documented with structured content collections, Docker setup, and regular updates over 4+ years, but no automated tests or CI.
egaillot /
poulailler
Educational CoffeeScript Game & Watch remake with clean MVC architecture, Jasmine tests, and inline GPL-3.0 headers. Minimal adoption (2 stars), last updated 2018.
egaillot /
tdd-and-assembly-language
Educational assembly-language TDD framework experiment with 2 files, 140KB codebase, and minimal commit activity. Demonstrates language-specific testing patterns but lacks tests, CI, license, or sustained development beyond initial period.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 16, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 2, 2012Created poulailler — A browser-revival of Nintendo's famous Game & Watch Mickey Mouse
- Jun 30, 2014Created tdd-and-assembly-language — Musings about test-driving code written in assembly language
- May 1, 2020Created changer-grandir
- Apr 8, 2026Most recent push to changer-grandir
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.