01 · Roasts
Sprint God, Maintenance Ghost
Every single analyzed repo was built in one day — pyframe (2 commits, Feb 8), TinyFish-Go (single afternoon), DiabetesRiskScreen (Apr 21 only). You don't build software, you speedrun it and walk away.
0/4 on Tests. Not a Typo.
Not one repo in your public portfolio has HAS_TESTS=yes. Not the hackathon game, not the ML classifier, not the AWS pipeline. The 6k+ downloads in your bio are living dangerously.
xar: The Repo That Wasn't
xar was created and pushed in under 60 seconds, has 0 KB of content, and scored a 2/100. At least it has a cool name. That's genuinely all it has.
87% JS/TS Monoculture
Your langPcts scream polyglot (Rust! Java! Python!) but JavaScript + TypeScript eat 87% of your bytes. The Rust and Java repos are either empty or rounding errors.
62 Public Commits, Infinite Excuses
62 public commits in a year from someone with 6k+ downloads and 19 PRs is either severe private-work hoarding or a very selective relationship with version control.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight38F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
102 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript53%
- TypeScript34%
- Jupyter Notebook7%
- Python2%
- Rust2%
- Java1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
14
Commits
last 12 months
62
Followers
38
Joined GitHub
Apr 2024
05 · Top repos
ehewes /
TinyFish-Go
Voice-driven productivity game prototype where AI agents swim as fish avoiding real-world distractions while completing background tasks; TypeScript + Canvas game loop with SSE agent streaming, mocked TinyFish SDK, and Gradium speech API integration. Single-day hackathon build with typed, multi-module structure but no
ehewes /
pyframe
Personal project leveraging temporal segmentation to reduce AWS Rekognition costs by 93% via motion-delta keyframe extraction from GIFs; clean modular design with AWS and local HuggingFace pipelines, functional but minimal scope and fresh history.
ehewes /
DiabetesRiskScreen
Educational diabetes risk ML project using logistic regression on CDC BRFSS dataset. Single Jupyter notebook with data prep, grid search tuning, and balanced test evaluation. No type safety, tests, CI, or license.
ehewes /
xar
Empty scaffold repo with no files, no documentation, and single commit within minutes of creation. Appears to be a test/placeholder repository for gRPC exploration.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 12, 2024Joined GitHub
- Feb 8, 2026Created pyframe — PyFrame splits GIFs into equal time windows and picks the frame with the highest motion delta from each one. This way you get good scene coverage and catch peak frames without send
- Mar 22, 2026Created xar — GRPC Testing
- Apr 18, 2026Created TinyFish-Go
- Apr 21, 2026Created DiabetesRiskScreen
- Apr 21, 2026Most recent push to DiabetesRiskScreen
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.