01 · Roasts
Heatmap of Regret
Your contribution heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle where someone lost interest halfway through. The last 25 weeks are a flat line — even a screensaver shows more activity.
The One Real Project
mermaid-serde is doing all the heavy lifting for your entire GitHub presence — 2 stars, 1 fork, last touched March 2022. Your flagship is in hospice care.
LeetCode Tourist
leetcode-go: 2 commits, 3 KB, created and abandoned in the same 5-hour window. You didn't even stay long enough to write a README explaining what you were doing.
Zero PRs, Zero Issues, Zero Year
totalCommitsYear=0, totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0. The GitHub activity section is so empty it might qualify as a meditation retreat.
Bio Checks Out, Code Doesn't
Your bio says 'well-tested and monitored software' — yet 2 of 3 scored repos have no CI, 1 has no tests, and your commit total for the year is zero. The monitoring is on life support.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
26 active days
Language distribution
- Python45%
- Scala42%
- MATLAB6%
- Go4%
- Nix1%
- Rust1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
18
Joined GitHub
May 2014
05 · Top repos
eliax1996 /
mermaid-serde
A modest Scala parser/serializer for Mermaid flowchart format. Well-typed with fastparse-based parser, refined types for safety, but early-stage (2 stars, 1 fork, last push March 2022). No CI/tests shipped; documentation via README + example code.
eliax1996 /
leetcode-go
Personal LeetCode exercise repo in Go created 2024-10-27. Two commits in first 5 hours, minimal scope (3 KB), no README, no CI, no license. Learning project with basic problem solutions and tests present.
eliax1996 /
eliax1996
GitHub profile README with placeholder boilerplate content, no actual project code. Created and last pushed on same day (2023-07-28) with 7 commits in 30-day window. No meaningful implementation, tests, or documentation beyond template.
06 · Timeline
- May 12, 2014Joined GitHub
- Feb 7, 2022Created mermaid-serde — A simple serde (serializer/deserializer) for the [Mermaid](https://mermaid-js.github.io/mermaid/#/) format.
- Jul 28, 2023Created eliax1996
- Oct 27, 2024Created leetcode-go — Random exercises in leetcode with Go to learn the basics of the language and have some fun with problems
- Oct 27, 2024Most recent push to leetcode-go
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.