01 · Roasts
Speed Runner, Not a Marathon Runner
flow was created AND committed within 20 seconds on 2026-06-23 (10:36:27 to 10:36:47Z). That's not a dev session, that's a git push from the future.
1 Star Club (Founding Member)
20 public repos, 6 followers, totalStars=1, totalForks=0. The one star on disposaphone is probably you, testing the repo on a alt account.
Gremlins: All Name, No Game
gremlins has a genuinely cool pitch — 'let agents break your code' — and 0 KB of actual files. The gremlins broke the repo before it shipped.
License? Never Heard of Her
Not a single repo in the portfolio has a license. All that beautiful TypeScript infrastructure and anyone who wants to use it legally... can't.
CI Is for Other People
7 repos scored, 0 have CI. You write multi-agent runtimes with fault-tolerant lease logic in polynest but can't spare a 12-line GitHub Actions YAML.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight69C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
40 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript61%
- JavaScript16%
- CSS7%
- Python6%
- HTML6%
- Svelte1%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
17
Commits
last 12 months
102
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Jan 2023
05 · Top repos
embeputer /
polynest
PolyNest is a fresh (5 days old), typed TypeScript coordination runtime for multi-agent task queues with PostgreSQL, Fastify, and lease-based fault tolerance. Well-architected with solid domain logic but unshipped, no tests, no CI—an experimental prototype.
embeputer /
rune
Early-stage TypeScript monorepo for markdown-first agent workspace with Next.js web, Bun gateway, and Supabase backend. Typed, documented with multiple design files (AGENTS.md, SPEC.md), structured multi-package layout, but no tests, no CI, no license, and 6-month-old with only 6 commits sampled in last 30 days.
embeputer /
zoe
Early-stage privacy verification demo with typed browser UI and server-bound challenge flow. Ships with MediaPipe hand/face detection, passkey support, and security tests, but minimal adoption and no license.
embeputer /
disposaphone
A polished, single-serving web app built in plain HTML/CSS/JS with sophisticated canvas rendering and Web APIs. Minimal reach (0 stars), but demonstrates professional craftsmanship in UX, film grain effects, and responsive design.
embeputer /
flow
Single-commit TUI Markdown note app with typed Python, clear structure, and comprehensive README. No tests, CI, or license. Created and pushed within 20 seconds on 2026-06-23.
embeputer /
.github
Empty GitHub org config repo with no README, tests, CI, or meaningful content. 82 KB of boilerplate-only files in .github/ directory structure.
embeputer /
gremlins
Empty scaffold with no files, no documentation, no tests, and no license. Only metadata and commit history (1 of 30 recent commits) exist; repo appears to be a placeholder or abandoned project.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 7, 2023Joined GitHub
- Jun 20, 2024Created .github — mom, i'm on github, you said i wont make it in life, I'M ON GITHUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mar 3, 2026Created gremlins — let agents break your code before anyone else does
- Apr 26, 2026Created disposaphone — dont waste 5 bucks on a disposable camera that you will NEVER actually develop.
- May 9, 2026Created rune — the most simple way to command your agents
- May 26, 2026Created polynest — the thing that connects yarr agents, for the polyagentamorous
- Jun 15, 2026Created zoe — privacy-preserving human verification for the 21st century
- Jun 23, 2026Created flow — just write
- Jun 23, 2026Most recent push to flow
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.