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embeputer

ember

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Speed Runner, Not a Marathon Runner

flow was created AND committed within 20 seconds on 2026-06-23 (10:36:27 to 10:36:47Z). That's not a dev session, that's a git push from the future.

1 Star Club (Founding Member)

20 public repos, 6 followers, totalStars=1, totalForks=0. The one star on disposaphone is probably you, testing the repo on a alt account.

Gremlins: All Name, No Game

gremlins has a genuinely cool pitch — 'let agents break your code' — and 0 KB of actual files. The gremlins broke the repo before it shipped.

License? Never Heard of Her

Not a single repo in the portfolio has a license. All that beautiful TypeScript infrastructure and anyone who wants to use it legally... can't.

CI Is for Other People

7 repos scored, 0 have CI. You write multi-agent runtimes with fault-tolerant lease logic in polynest but can't spare a 12-line GitHub Actions YAML.

Built using

Zoral

Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.

zoral.ai

02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    48D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    69C
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

40 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • TypeScript61%
  • JavaScript16%
  • CSS7%
  • Python6%
  • HTML6%
  • Svelte1%
  • Other3%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

17

Commits

last 12 months

102

Followers

6

Joined GitHub

Jan 2023

05 · Top repos

embeputer /

polynest

49/100

PolyNest is a fresh (5 days old), typed TypeScript coordination runtime for multi-agent task queues with PostgreSQL, Fastify, and lease-based fault tolerance. Well-architected with solid domain logic but unshipped, no tests, no CI—an experimental prototype.

I25Q72D50
READMETyped
TypeScript01mo ago

embeputer /

rune

40/100

Early-stage TypeScript monorepo for markdown-first agent workspace with Next.js web, Bun gateway, and Supabase backend. Typed, documented with multiple design files (AGENTS.md, SPEC.md), structured multi-package layout, but no tests, no CI, no license, and 6-month-old with only 6 commits sampled in last 30 days.

I25Q60D35
READMETyped
TypeScript01mo ago

embeputer /

zoe

37/100

Early-stage privacy verification demo with typed browser UI and server-bound challenge flow. Ships with MediaPipe hand/face detection, passkey support, and security tests, but minimal adoption and no license.

I25Q50D35
README
JavaScript01mo ago

embeputer /

disposaphone

35/100

A polished, single-serving web app built in plain HTML/CSS/JS with sophisticated canvas rendering and Web APIs. Minimal reach (0 stars), but demonstrates professional craftsmanship in UX, film grain effects, and responsive design.

I25Q60D20
README
JavaScript02mo ago

embeputer /

flow

25/100

Single-commit TUI Markdown note app with typed Python, clear structure, and comprehensive README. No tests, CI, or license. Created and pushed within 20 seconds on 2026-06-23.

I15Q50D5
README
Python028d ago

embeputer /

.github

5/100

Empty GitHub org config repo with no README, tests, CI, or meaningful content. 82 KB of boilerplate-only files in .github/ directory structure.

I5Q10D5
Unknown02mo ago

embeputer /

gremlins

2/100

Empty scaffold with no files, no documentation, no tests, and no license. Only metadata and commit history (1 of 30 recent commits) exist; repo appears to be a placeholder or abandoned project.

I5Q0D5
Unknown01mo ago

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 7, 2023
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 20, 2024
    Created .github — mom, i'm on github, you said i wont make it in life, I'M ON GITHUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Mar 3, 2026
    Created gremlins — let agents break your code before anyone else does
  4. Apr 26, 2026
    Created disposaphone — dont waste 5 bucks on a disposable camera that you will NEVER actually develop.
  5. May 9, 2026
    Created rune — the most simple way to command your agents
  6. May 26, 2026
    Created polynest — the thing that connects yarr agents, for the polyagentamorous
  7. Jun 15, 2026
    Created zoe — privacy-preserving human verification for the 21st century
  8. Jun 23, 2026
    Created flow — just write
  9. Jun 23, 2026
    Most recent push to flow

07 · Compare

github.com/
embeputer · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total54.8
Top-end curve+3.7
Final overall58.5

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
embeputer · 58.5/100 — Rate My GitHub