01 · Roasts
Blink-and-You-Missed-It
The entire enigma2022 repo was created AND committed within 2 minutes. That's not a project — that's GitHub's 'Getting Started' tutorial treated as a career achievement.
Language? What Language?
100% of your code is classified as 'Unknown.' Not Python, not JavaScript, not even a stray Makefile — just pure, unadulterated void.
The Heatmap Desert
51 weeks of zero commits. One Saturday with 2. GitHub's contribution graph looks like a drought map with a single raindrop that evaporated immediately.
Negative Networking
1 follower, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. You joined GitHub and immediately went into social witness protection. Even bots have more community engagement.
Stale Ratio: 100%
Every single repo you own (all one of them) was abandoned on the day it was created in 2022. staleRepoRatio = 1.0 is the GitHub equivalent of leaving a shopping cart in the parking lot and never coming back.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight10F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
3
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Feb 2022
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Feb 15, 2022Joined GitHub
- Feb 15, 2022Created enigma2022 — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Feb 15, 2022Most recent push to enigma2022
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.