01 · Roasts
The Follow Farmer
18,216 followers sounds impressive until you notice you're following 190,792 people. That's a follower-to-following ratio of 0.096 — a bot-tier mass-follow strategy, not organic community building.
7 Commits in a Year
The heatmap is a archaeological dig site — nearly 52 weeks of pure tundra with a grand total of 7 commits in the past year. The repo named 'esin' got more love than your entire GitHub combined.
73% Graveyard
73% of your 52 repos were last touched over 2 years ago. That's not a portfolio — that's a museum with the lights off and the doors locked.
11-Line PHP, 67 Stars
telegram_online.php is literally 11 lines and somehow has 67 stars. Either Telegram self-online is a deeply underserved market or your follow-farming pays off in star-for-star exchanges.
Depth by README
Your 'esin' repo is a 68 KB file listing links to 15+ projects. That's not shipping — that's a bookmarks folder with a README. The actual code lives elsewhere (or doesn't).
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight61C
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight75B
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
7 active days
Language distribution
- C++51%
- HTML33%
- Go7%
- Shell3%
- Makefile3%
- JavaScript2%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
37
Commits
last 12 months
7
Followers
18,216
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
esin /
esin
Personal portfolio/resume repo showcasing 15+ named projects (APIs, bots, tools, Docker images) with active maintenance (30 commits, latest push Apr 2026). README-only documentation, no tests/CI/license, untyped language, 68 KB size.
esin /
intheshell
Novelty SSH shell experience in Go with themed animation. Single-file Go binary (intheshell.go ~150 LOC), Docker-ready, 155 stars, but thin documentation and no tests. Styled as personal portfolio project with established shipping track record.
esin /
telegram_online
Minimal utility shell/PHP wrapper around MadelineProto to keep Telegram account online. 67 stars, active 4-year codebase (12 of last 30 commits), but thin single-purpose project with basic documentation and no tests.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 2, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 27, 2017Created intheshell — Some Go and Linux magic 👻
- Jul 9, 2020Created esin
- May 17, 2021Created telegram_online — Telegram client to be forever online
- Apr 22, 2026Most recent push to esin
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.