01 · Roasts
Two-Minute Architect
Your profile README was born and declared finished in under 2 minutes. That's not a repo — that's a ctrl+C ctrl+V with delusions of grandeur.
The Scaffold Graveyard (Living Edition)
Spring-BootCamp: 1 commit, 12 KB, a title that says '# Spring-BootCamp' and absolutely nothing else. You named a campfire and walked away before lighting it.
63 Commits, Zero Stars
63 commits across the whole year and not a single star to show for it. The internet has collectively decided to look the other way.
24 PRs, 1 Issue
You opened 24 pull requests this year but filed exactly 1 issue. You're fixing problems you refuse to officially acknowledge exist.
100% Solo Act
soloPct = 100. Not one collaborator, not one review request. Every commit is a conversation with yourself — and the silence is deafening.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
18 active days
Language distribution
- HTML38%
- Java28%
- JavaScript12%
- TypeScript8%
- CSS6%
- Python5%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
63
Followers
12
Joined GitHub
Sep 2022
05 · Top repos
esmaaaill /
DEPI-Tasks-Java-Track
Learning portfolio project demonstrating Java fundamentals, layered architecture, and SOLID principles. Typed, documented, structured codebase with tests and CI-ready setup but minimal adoption and narrow scope.
esmaaaill /
Spring-BootCamp
Empty scaffold project created in Aug 2026 with only a bare README heading; 12 KB total, 1 commit, no code, tests, CI, or documentation.
esmaaaill /
esmaaaill
Profile-only repository: a personal README listing tech skills and stats badges with no actual code, 2KB total size, created and abandoned within 2 minutes.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 14, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jul 25, 2025Created DEPI-Tasks-Java-Track — This repository serves as a comprehensive collection of my work and learning progress within the DEPI Program's Java track. It encompasses various Java programming tasks, solutions
- Aug 9, 2026Created Spring-BootCamp
- Aug 25, 2026Created esmaaaill
- Aug 25, 2026Most recent push to esmaaaill
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.