01 · Roasts
One-Day Wonder
sparq was created AND last pushed on 2026-03-31. You built a whole CLI tool in a single day, gave it a bomb animation, and then… silence. That's either genius or commitment issues — probably both.
100% TypeScript, 0% Tests
You typed everything with Zod schemas and strict TypeScript, which is genuinely impressive — then shipped with zero tests and zero CI. The discipline to type your code but not verify it is a very specific kind of chaos.
22 Commits, One Year
totalCommitsYear = 22. That's less than 2 commits a month. Your heatmap looks like a Jackson Pollock painting — bursts of 4s followed by weeks of absolute void. Pick a lane.
AI BSc with No Python
Bio says 'AI BSc @ KCL' but your language breakdown is 100% TypeScript. Not a single Jupyter notebook, not a scrap of Python. The algorithms are in the lecture slides, apparently.
10 Followers, 1 PR
One external PR all year. One. The community engagement strategy appears to be 'ship a cool CLI, collect 9 stars, go quiet.' Social butterfly this is not.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
269 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
22
Followers
10
Joined GitHub
Jul 2023
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Jul 4, 2023Joined GitHub
- Mar 31, 2026Created sparq — simplify cloudflare tunnels
- Mar 31, 2026Most recent push to sparq
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.