01 · Roasts
The Ghost Heatmap
148 commits spread across 52 weeks produces a heatmap so empty it looks like a parking lot at 3am. One active week in late April doesn't constitute a 'consistent' developer — it constitutes a deadline.
glucose-app: The Bravest Repo
A 3KB HTML file with 1 commit, no README, no tests, no name, no purpose. It somehow has its own GitHub repository. Bold move to ship nothing and still call it shipping.
Zero Stars, Six Repos
Six repos, 0 total stars, 1 follower. The entire portfolio has the public footprint of a private journal. soloPct=99 — even the forks didn't show up.
Sprint King, Sustain Nothing
MCSE: 30 commits in 4 weeks, done. trading212-analysis: created and last pushed the same day. skyscanner-upc: 2 days old. The pattern is clear — explosive starts, then radio silence.
Community of One
1 PR, 1 issue, 1 follower in the past year. totalPRsYear=1 is technically more than zero, but it's doing the heavy lifting of an entire social existence on GitHub.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
41 active days
Language distribution
- C++43%
- TypeScript29%
- HTML13%
- Vue7%
- JavaScript4%
- CMake2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
148
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Nov 2020
05 · Top repos
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skyscanner-upc
Chrome extension + Express backend for detecting travel intent from social media via Gemini & Skyscanner APIs. Typed, structured, documented with multi-component architecture, but very early-stage (0 stars, 2 days old, 25 commits).
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MCSE
A C++ matching engine for order book management with clean architecture, comprehensive tests, and CI/CD. Minimal documentation; single-month development window with 30 commits shows focused implementation without wider adoption signals.
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autoclicker
DLL-based autoclicker for Lunar Client with JNI integration, ImGui overlay, and configurable click patterns. Typed C++, structured architecture, and CI present, but no tests, no license, zero adoption/stars, and experimental anticheat testing purpose limit overall scope.
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neetcode-submissions-z1g9450i
Personal competitive programming submission archive auto-synced from NeetCode.io. Contains 15+ C++ solutions to interview problems with no tests, CI, or license. Demonstrates algorithmic knowledge but lacks polish for reuse.
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trading212-analysis
Ultra-fresh Vue 3 financial dashboard for Trading212 API with request queueing, Pinia state management, and Chart.js visualization. Created Feb 23, 2026; minimal commit history (1 of 30) and no tests/CI despite structured components.
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glucose-app
Empty scaffold: 3 KB HTML project with no README, tests, CI, or meaningful code. Created and pushed same day (2026-03-24), 1 commit, no stars or forks.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 2, 2020Joined GitHub
- Aug 4, 2024Created autoclicker
- Feb 23, 2026Created trading212-analysis
- Mar 9, 2026Created MCSE
- Mar 24, 2026Created glucose-app
- Mar 30, 2026Created neetcode-submissions-z1g9450i — My NeetCode.io problem submissions
- Apr 24, 2026Created skyscanner-upc
- Apr 26, 2026Most recent push to skyscanner-upc
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.