01 · Roasts
Burst Fire, Not Sustained Flame
Your entire 2026 commit history is two separate sprints: 11 days for shapes-neural-network and literally 40 minutes for grocy-pantry-bot. That's not a coding habit, that's a study-break power hour.
The Test Desert
0 tests across 2 repos. You built a neural network with temperature calibration and a finite-state-machine NLP parser, but apparently drawing the line at writing a single assert statement.
Ghost Town Social Graph
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. GitHub thinks you're a bot. Even bots have followers.
License? Never Heard of Her
Both repos are missing a license. Your shape classifier could cure cancer and nobody could legally use it. MIT takes 10 seconds to add.
Heatmap Flatline
49 of 52 weeks are completely dark. Your GitHub heatmap looks like a patient monitor the moment things went badly wrong.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
8 active days
Language distribution
- Python52%
- JavaScript21%
- CSS19%
- HTML8%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
50
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
May 2021
05 · Top repos
eylonhotam /
shapes-neural-network
Personal PyTorch shape classifier with Gradio UI, synthetic + real data pipeline, clear documentation, but no tests, CI, or license. Works end-to-end with temperature scaling and augmentation.
eylonhotam /
grocy-pantry-bot
Single-week personal project: vanilla JS grocery inventory app with FSM-based NLP parser, localStorage persistence, and polished UI. No tests, CI, or license. Created 2026-03-26, last push same day (13 commits).
06 · Timeline
- May 8, 2021Joined GitHub
- Mar 26, 2026Created grocy-pantry-bot — Inventory Manager for Groceries
- Mar 31, 2026Created shapes-neural-network — A PyTorch CNN that classifies hand-drawn shapes (square, triangle, circle) in real time via a Gradio sketchpad interface.
- Apr 11, 2026Most recent push to shapes-neural-network
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.