01 · Roasts
17,000 commits, 3 scoreable repos
You committed 17,470 times this year — roughly 48 per day — yet only 3 repos made it to the scoring round. The other 509 repos are apparently classified information.
ooc is 24% of your codebase
A quarter of your public code is in ooc, a language you personally invented and then abandoned. That's either visionary or a war crime against your own GitHub stats.
1,648 PRs filed, 0 test suites written
You opened 1,648 pull requests in a year but not a single one of your scored repos has a test suite. Somewhere between 'move fast' and 'break tests that don't exist.'
51% graveyard ratio
Half your 512 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a archaeological dig site with a very active curator.
dotfiles: 30 stars, no README
Your dotfiles have 30 stars and zero README. People are installing mystery scripts from your machine. Respect, but also: what are they running?
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight73B
- Consistency20% weight95S
- Quality20% weight69C
- Depth15% weight68C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
332 active days
Language distribution
- C30%
- ooc24%
- Ruby20%
- C++6%
- JavaScript6%
- Java5%
- Other9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
43
Commits
last 12 months
17,470
Followers
4,711
Joined GitHub
Jun 2014
05 · Top repos
fasterthanlime /
mevi
A specialized memory visualization tool using ptrace+userfaultfd with Rust backend and WASM frontend. Non-trivial system-level engineering (~800KB codebase) tracking private memory pages in real-time. ~737 stars, active 18-month trajectory, well-architected multi-crate project with clear domain application.
fasterthanlime /
free-of-syn
Community-driven movement promoting syn-free Rust crates with a CI enforcement script. Well-documented README with curated hall of fame, but minimal codebase (single shell script, 23kb) and no tests/CI setup for the repo itself.
fasterthanlime /
dotfiles
Personal shell dotfiles configuration repo with 30 stars, 5 years old, covering fish/zsh/tmux/wezterm/zed/starship configs and git aliases. Untyped shell scripts with no README, tests, CI, or license.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 26, 2014Joined GitHub
- Sep 9, 2021Created dotfiles — GitHub Codespaces made me do this
- Mar 7, 2023Created mevi — A memory visualizer in Rust (ptrace + userfaultfd)
- Mar 11, 2025Created free-of-syn — What do we want? Fast builds. When do we want it? I'm sorry, I got distracted.
- Aug 27, 2026Most recent push to dotfiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.