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flashingpumpkin

Alen Mujezinovic

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The 82% Graveyard Keeper

A stale repo ratio of 0.82 means 4 out of every 5 repos you've ever created are effectively haunted houses. You're less a software engineer and more a curator of digital ruins.

AI Ghostwriter, Human Readme

Both notion-cli and orbital-cli are flagged as entirely AI-generated. With 797 total stars and 184 commits this year, it's fair to ask: who's actually shipping here — you or Claude?

Burst Coder Extraordinaire

Weeks 37–44 on your heatmap look like a wildfire, then weeks 4–6 and 18–19 look like a desert. Your commit graph has more plot twists than a Netflix series.

Stars Hiding Somewhere

You have 797 total stars across 104 repos but your three most recent projects combined have 3. Where are all those stars buried? Probably in repos last touched when Obama was president.

4 PRs, 0 Issues, Maximum Isolation

totalPRsYear = 4 and totalIssuesYear = 0. With 122 followers watching, you're apparently shipping in a vacuum. No feedback loop, no collaboration — just code and silence.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    38F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    67C
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    50D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

239 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Go54%
  • Clojure22%
  • Python17%
  • JavaScript3%
  • Erlang2%
  • Kotlin1%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

22

Commits

last 12 months

184

Followers

122

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 21, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Sep 21, 2024
    Created kotlin-injector — Very simple DI
  3. Jan 21, 2026
    Created notion-cli
  4. Jan 24, 2026
    Created orbital-cli
  5. Apr 7, 2026
    Most recent push to notion-cli

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total53.6
Top-end curve+3.5
Final overall57.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
flashingpumpkin · 57.1/100 — Rate My GitHub