01 · Roasts
The 82% Graveyard Keeper
A stale repo ratio of 0.82 means 4 out of every 5 repos you've ever created are effectively haunted houses. You're less a software engineer and more a curator of digital ruins.
AI Ghostwriter, Human Readme
Both notion-cli and orbital-cli are flagged as entirely AI-generated. With 797 total stars and 184 commits this year, it's fair to ask: who's actually shipping here — you or Claude?
Burst Coder Extraordinaire
Weeks 37–44 on your heatmap look like a wildfire, then weeks 4–6 and 18–19 look like a desert. Your commit graph has more plot twists than a Netflix series.
Stars Hiding Somewhere
You have 797 total stars across 104 repos but your three most recent projects combined have 3. Where are all those stars buried? Probably in repos last touched when Obama was president.
4 PRs, 0 Issues, Maximum Isolation
totalPRsYear = 4 and totalIssuesYear = 0. With 122 followers watching, you're apparently shipping in a vacuum. No feedback loop, no collaboration — just code and silence.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight38F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
239 active days
Language distribution
- Go54%
- Clojure22%
- Python17%
- JavaScript3%
- Erlang2%
- Kotlin1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
22
Commits
last 12 months
184
Followers
122
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
flashingpumpkin /
orbital-cli
An experimental Go CLI tool for AI-driven iterative development using Claude, with comprehensive TUI, multi-step workflows, and robust testing infrastructure; entirely AI-generated but functional and well-structured.
flashingpumpkin /
notion-cli
Go CLI tool syncing Markdown to Notion databases with typed code, tests, CI, and comprehensive markdown-to-Notion block conversion pipeline. Entirely AI-generated but well-structured with 89KB codebase and multi-file architecture.
flashingpumpkin /
kotlin-injector
Lean, typed Kotlin DI container with working tests and CI. Single author project with clear API (constructor injection, modules, lifecycle support) but minimal adoption and recent activity.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 21, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 21, 2024Created kotlin-injector — Very simple DI
- Jan 21, 2026Created notion-cli
- Jan 24, 2026Created orbital-cli
- Apr 7, 2026Most recent push to notion-cli
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.