01 · Roasts
Ghost Account with a Resume
116 followers watching you commit 11 times in a year. That's roughly one commit per 10 followers. Your audience is more patient than you are productive.
sterm: The Eternal v0.1.2
Three releases across multiple years and the highest version is v0.1.2. At this velocity, v1.0.0 ships sometime around the heat death of the universe.
sftp-cleanup: A Fever Dream
You created a repo, wrote 5 commits in 4 hours, and never came back. That's not a project, that's a sticky note you accidentally pushed to GitHub.
75% Graveyard
3 of 4 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
C++ or Bust
82% C++, 9% Python, 5% PHP — your language diversity is basically a pie chart where one slice ate the others. Points for systems chops, zero for range.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight45D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
10 active days
Language distribution
- C++82%
- Python9%
- PHP5%
- CMake3%
- Dockerfile0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
11
Followers
116
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
flocke /
sterm
Minimalist GTK/VTE terminal emulator with clean C++ architecture, INI config system, and keybinding support. Low adoption (5 stars) but solid craftsmanship for a personal project.
flocke /
user_external_pgsql
Lightweight Nextcloud PostgreSQL auth extension with clear README and functional code, but minimal adoption (2 stars), no tests/CI, and single-file implementation. ~18KB codebase shows thin scope.
flocke /
sftp-cleanup
One-off SFTP cleanup script with basic functionality. No README, no tests, no CI, no license. Created and mostly finished within same day (5 commits in 4 hours).
06 · Timeline
- Apr 22, 2009Joined GitHub
- Feb 28, 2016Created sterm — A simple terminal emulator based on the VTE library
- May 31, 2017Created user_external_pgsql — External PostgreSQL authentication for Nextcloud
- Nov 2, 2025Created sftp-cleanup — Simple python script to remove old files from a SFTP folder
- Nov 2, 2025Most recent push to sftp-cleanup
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.