01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Flatline
Your GitHub contribution graph looks like a patient who coded once in October and twice in January. 10 commits across a full year — that's less than one commit per month. Your keyboard must be very well-rested.
World's Most Optimistic README
CUES-QuadBouncer's entire README is 'Shared repo with Ishan & Alex.' No description, no setup, no purpose — just a witness list. At least the crime scene has names.
The Temperature Loop Developer
Your C++ debut is a file called FernandoExperimental.cpp that classifies temperatures. Hot, warm, or cold — the full breadth of systems programming, apparently. Cambridge awaits.
Print Money, Ship Nothing
NFL-Money-Printer sounds like a Wall Street unicorn. It is, in fact, a logistic regression with no tests, no CI, no license, and 1 star (probably your own). The printer is out of toner.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight19F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
7 active days
Language distribution
- Python94%
- C++6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
10
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Sep 2025
05 · Top repos
fmdcmota /
NFL-Money-Printer
Early-stage experimental NFL gambling predictor using logistic regression on historical NFL team stats; basic ML pipeline with minimal documentation, no tests, no CI, and unpolished code structure.
fmdcmota /
CUES-QuadBouncer
Early-stage experimental C++ project with minimal scope (51 KB), 3 commits in ~7 hours, trivial example code (temperature loop), no tests/CI/license, and one-line README. Clear tutorial/placeholder status.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 14, 2025Joined GitHub
- Dec 31, 2025Created NFL-Money-Printer — Applying basic ML in python to finally profit from gambling
- Jan 5, 2026Created CUES-QuadBouncer — Shared repo with Ishan & Alex
- Jan 11, 2026Most recent push to NFL-Money-Printer
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.