01 · Roasts
The Ghost of GitHub Past
Your heatmap is 52 weeks of pure void. Not a single commit in the past year — the contribution graph looks like a black hole ate your motivation sometime around mid-2022.
Minecraft Archaeology
Your magnum opus, BetterShop, was last touched in 2016. That's 8 years of digital amber. Minecraft has had 47 major updates since then; your shop plugin has had zero.
94% Java, 0% Tests
You wrote ~37,000 lines of Java across BetterShop and still couldn't find room for a single test file. That's not a codebase, that's a prayer.
3 Commits, 3 Hours, Peace Out
python-peripage clocked in at 3 commits over a 3-hour window in February 2022 and was never touched again. You committed harder to a nap than to this repo.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every. Single. Repo. 100% of your 31 public repos haven't been pushed in over 2 years. This isn't a portfolio, it's a graveyard with a GitHub URL.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Java94%
- C++3%
- HTML2%
- Python2%
- C0%
- JavaScript0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Oct 2019
05 · Top repos
fsckyou /
BetterShop
BetterShop is a Bukkit Minecraft server plugin for economy/shop management featuring region shops, sign shops, and chest shops. Typed Java codebase with multi-file architecture but limited test/CI infrastructure and outdated documentation (last push 2016).
fsckyou /
python-peripage
Simple Peripage A6 printer integration tool with minimal scope—2 stars, 3 commits over 1 day, thin codebase (8 KB) without tests or CI. Readable but untyped Python leveraging existing libraries.
fsckyou /
julyeegolive
Single-file HTML landing page with no documentation, tests, or CI. Created and abandoned within 3 hours (2021-01-02 04:38 to 07:00 UTC), containing only a link and image redirect.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 19, 2019Joined GitHub
- Mar 14, 2011Created BetterShop — Team repository for the BetterShop plugin for the Bukkit server mod for Minecraft
- Jan 2, 2021Created julyeegolive
- Feb 16, 2022Created python-peripage — Simple tool to send images to a Peripage A6 printer
- Feb 17, 2022Most recent push to python-peripage
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.