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gabriel-laet

Gabriel Laet

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

CTO Who Doesn't Commit

154 followers from years of VP/CTO credibility, yet only 10 public commits in the past year. Your LinkedIn is carrying your GitHub so hard it needs a forklift.

Test? Never Heard of Her

Both repos — 100% of your analyzed portfolio — have HAS_TESTS=no and HAS_CI=no. You've written more YAML config for Slack personas than you have test assertions.

13 Modules, 0 Tests

murmur has an orchestrator state machine, an MCP server, file locks, mailboxes, AND tmux integration… but not a single test file. That's not a project, that's a vibe.

Two Repos, Two Sketches

slackarch: 1 commit, 12 KB. murmur: 9 commits, 12 days old. Your entire public portfolio is younger than most New Year's resolutions.

Rust or Bust (Mostly Bust)

65% Rust, 35% Python, 0 stars total. You picked the hardest language and somehow still have nothing to show for it publicly — that takes a special kind of commitment.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    28F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    20F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    59D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    50D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

261 active days

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Language distribution

2 langs
  • Rust65%
  • Python35%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

2

Commits

last 12 months

10

Followers

154

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 13, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jan 15, 2026
    Created slackarch
  3. Jan 28, 2026
    Created murmur
  4. Feb 9, 2026
    Most recent push to murmur

07 · Compare

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gabriel-laet · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total39.3
Top-end curve+0.5
Final overall39.8

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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