01 · Roasts
CTO Who Doesn't Commit
154 followers from years of VP/CTO credibility, yet only 10 public commits in the past year. Your LinkedIn is carrying your GitHub so hard it needs a forklift.
Test? Never Heard of Her
Both repos — 100% of your analyzed portfolio — have HAS_TESTS=no and HAS_CI=no. You've written more YAML config for Slack personas than you have test assertions.
13 Modules, 0 Tests
murmur has an orchestrator state machine, an MCP server, file locks, mailboxes, AND tmux integration… but not a single test file. That's not a project, that's a vibe.
Two Repos, Two Sketches
slackarch: 1 commit, 12 KB. murmur: 9 commits, 12 days old. Your entire public portfolio is younger than most New Year's resolutions.
Rust or Bust (Mostly Bust)
65% Rust, 35% Python, 0 stars total. You picked the hardest language and somehow still have nothing to show for it publicly — that takes a special kind of commitment.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
261 active days
Language distribution
- Rust65%
- Python35%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
10
Followers
154
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
gabriel-laet /
murmur
Rust IPC tool for multi-agent AI coordination via Unix sockets. Typed, well-documented with README, structured src/ layout. 9 commits in 12 days with 13 modules; lacks tests and CI. Early-stage experimental project.
gabriel-laet /
slackarch
Early-stage Slack analysis CLI using Claude AI, with clear README and structured code. Created 2026-01-15, 1 commit, 12 KB, no tests/CI/license. Persona-driven summarization via YAML config shows good design thinking but insufficient maturity for production use.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 13, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 15, 2026Created slackarch
- Jan 28, 2026Created murmur
- Feb 9, 2026Most recent push to murmur
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.