01 · Roasts
GitHub as Cloud Storage
Two repos, 4 commits all year, a heatmap that's basically a void with two accidental splats. You're not using GitHub — you're just parking code here.
The 2-Minute Man
python-weather was created and last pushed within a 2-minute window. That's not a project, that's a git push before you changed your mind.
Quality? Heard of It
Zero tests, zero CI pipelines, and one repo missing even a README. The only thing keeping you from a perfect quality score of 0 is that investment-calc typed its calculations.
Island Developer
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues — soloPct is a hard 100%. GitHub is a social platform and you are using it like a private hard drive with a public URL.
Flask One-Trick Pony
Both repos are Flask web apps fetching API data. HTML 57%, Python 42%, CSS 1%. You've discovered one pattern and photocopied it. Expand the template.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight44D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
2 active days
Language distribution
- HTML57%
- Python42%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
4
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Dec 2023
05 · Top repos
gagann06 /
investment-calc
A functional Flask-based stock investment calculator with real market data integration via yfinance, featuring DCA strategy support and risk metrics (volatility, drawdown). Clean HTML/CSS frontend, typed Python calculations, and meaningful README documentation.
gagann06 /
python-weather
Basic Flask weather app fetching OpenWeatherMap API data. No README, no tests, no CI, no type hints, single-day sprint (2 minutes between creation and last push), minimal scope—classic one-shot experiment.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 17, 2023Joined GitHub
- Sep 6, 2025Created python-weather
- Apr 10, 2026Created investment-calc
- Apr 10, 2026Most recent push to investment-calc
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.