01 · Roasts
The Weekend Sprinter
fiber-analytics (5 packages, DuckDB, Parquet pipeline) and architect-studio (Tauri + FastAPI + graph algorithms) were both birthed in under a week. You build like the repo expiration date is tomorrow — yet 79% of your 68 repos are abandoned gravel.
36 Public Commits, Really?
36 commits in a year across 68 public repos. Your flagship analytics framework has exactly 3 commits. We're told privateWorkLikely=true, so we'll be charitable — but your public GitHub reads like a highlight reel shot on a flip phone.
The Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio of 0.79 means 54 of your 68 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. You're not a developer, you're a digital archaeologist of your own abandoned projects.
Zero Stars, Maximum Ambition
You built a cookieless analytics SaaS with PII redaction, session hashing, and bot filtering — and it has 0 stars. Special-hooks, your most-starred repo, peaked at 3. The audience-to-architecture ratio is deeply concerning.
Profile README Commit Flex
Your galanteria01 profile repo scored a 7/100 and your portfolio site was created in 6 minutes with boilerplate README text. The person who built a DuckDB analytics pipeline on a Sunday also phoned in their own front door.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight77B
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
182 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript47%
- Python19%
- JavaScript11%
- Makefile10%
- Kotlin5%
- CSS2%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
62
Commits
last 12 months
36
Followers
17
Joined GitHub
Dec 2019
05 · Top repos
galanteria01 /
fiber-analytics
Sophisticated zero-manual-instrumentation UI analytics framework with Vite/Babel build plugin, cookieless browser SDK, edge validation, and DuckDB dashboard. Demonstrates strong architecture, comprehensive tests, and production patterns despite 0 stars.
galanteria01 /
architect-studio
Architect Studio: executable system design canvas with deterministic simulation engine, real-time metrics, and AI-assisted review. Tauri + React + FastAPI monorepo; typed, well-documented, structured codebase shipping a complete non-trivial product.
galanteria01 /
special-hooks
Personal utility library shipping 16 TypeScript React hooks (counter, fetch, debounce, theme, etc.) with tests, CI, and rollup build. Well-structured but minimal adoption (3 stars, no external adoption signals) and shallow commit history.
galanteria01 /
portfoliosh
Minimal personal portfolio site using Next.js 16 with TypeScript. Single-page React app (~70 KB) created and pushed within 6 minutes, no tests/CI, boilerplate-heavy README. Shipped as a working portfolio but extremely thin scope and turnaround time.
galanteria01 /
galanteria01
Personal profile README with no code; 26 KB repo containing only markdown documentation of the owner's background and skills, not a functional project.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 12, 2019Joined GitHub
- Oct 3, 2020Created galanteria01
- Jun 12, 2022Created special-hooks — A npm package which offers some handy hooks.
- Jun 23, 2026Created architect-studio — The figma for System Design
- Jun 29, 2026Created portfoliosh
- Jun 30, 2026Created fiber-analytics
- Jun 30, 2026Most recent push to fiber-analytics
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.