01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is a Desert
33 non-zero cells out of 364 possible. Your GitHub contribution graph looks like a QR code with most of the data missing. 30 commits across an entire year is a slow Tuesday for most engineers.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Friends
NBA-Analyzer has zero stars, zero forks, and zero watchers. Even your own account doesn't seem to be watching it. The NBA has millions of fans — your repo has none of them.
Tests? CI? License? Never Heard of Them.
You built a FastAPI + React + SQLAlchemy stack but couldn't find 20 minutes to add a license file or a single pytest. The data pipeline has retry logic, which is ironic given the project itself needs a retry.
Future ML Plans, Current Zero ML
The README promises future machine learning features. The repo currently has a SQLite database and a data fetcher. The distance between those two things is being funded entirely by vibes.
Joined December 2024, Committed May 2026
You created your GitHub account 18 months before writing your first meaningful commit. That's not a slow start — that's a cold open with a very long title card.
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Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight20F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight45D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
6 active days
Language distribution
- Python51%
- JavaScript24%
- CSS24%
- HTML1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
30
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Dec 2024
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Dec 2, 2024Joined GitHub
- May 5, 2026Created NBA-Analyzer
- Aug 25, 2026Most recent push to NBA-Analyzer
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.