01 · Roasts
The 73-Minute Architect
Swing-Lab-Backend was created, coded, and pushed in a single 73-minute window — hardcoded credentials and all. Some people ship fast; some people ship raw.
Secrets? What Secrets?
token.json and secure-connect-iot-project.zip are hardcoded paths in your FastAPI backend. Security engineers are weeping somewhere. Production anti-pattern on day one is a bold move.
Profile README Veteran
gaurav-neupane.git has 9 commits over 6 months and contains exactly zero lines of working code. That's dedication to a document that nobody reads.
30 Public Commits, Zero PRs
30 commits in the last year, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 4 followers. The public contribution graph is essentially a flatline with a few blips. 'privateWorkLikely=true' is carrying a lot of weight here.
One-Day Wonder Factory
TinyML-Esp32-Simulation: 8 commits, 1 day. Swing-Lab-Backend: created and pushed same day. The pattern is clear — great at starting, still figuring out the sequel.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight20F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
14 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript84%
- Python9%
- JavaScript6%
- HTML1%
- Dockerfile0%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
30
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Aug 2023
05 · Top repos
gaurav-neupane /
TinyML-Esp32-Simulation
TypeScript React simulation of ESP32 image classification pipeline with mock backend integration. Very early-stage personal project (1 star, 8 commits in 1 day, 128 KB) with basic UI but minimal structure, no tests/CI, and incomplete documentation.
gaurav-neupane /
Gpt-Inspired-Landing-UI
TypeScript/React landing page template for a fictitious ChatGPT 5.2 product. Typed with Vite setup, ESLint config, and responsive Tailwind UI, but no tests, CI, or meaningful original documentation beyond boilerplate README.
gaurav-neupane /
Swing-Lab
Swing-Lab is an early-stage Expo/React Native cricket analytics app with TypeScript, styled components, and routing. Fresh project (5 days old) with incomplete feature implementation and minimal documentation beyond scaffolding.
gaurav-neupane /
Swing-Lab-Backend
Minimal 4KB FastAPI+Cassandra IoT backend project created and pushed same day (Apr 22, 2026). Untyped Python, no README, no tests, no license. Contains working code but clearly early-stage scaffold with hardcoded secrets and no documentation.
gaurav-neupane /
gaurav-neupane
Personal GitHub profile README with tech stack and contact links. No code artifacts, no meaningful project work, no active development trajectory. Pure profile documentation only.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 21, 2023Joined GitHub
- Oct 6, 2025Created gaurav-neupane
- Jan 18, 2026Created Gpt-Inspired-Landing-UI
- Jan 27, 2026Created TinyML-Esp32-Simulation
- Apr 17, 2026Created Swing-Lab
- Apr 22, 2026Created Swing-Lab-Backend
- Apr 22, 2026Most recent push to Swing-Lab-Backend
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.