01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Liar
Your contribution graph is lit up like a Christmas tree — weeks of 3s and 4s — yet totalCommitsYear is 8. You're racking up GitHub events like starring repos or leaving comments, not actually shipping code.
96% Jupyter, 0% Diversity
Ninety-six percent of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks. That's not a language breakdown, that's a confession. Your entire portfolio is one file type away from being a single Google Doc.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero CI pipelines across all three scored repos. sql-esus, feature_pack, querier — none. You write tests in querier (nice!) but won't automate running them. The classic 'trust me bro' deployment strategy.
8 Stars, 16 Years
You've been on GitHub since 2009 — before the iPad existed — and have accumulated 8 total stars. That's 0.5 stars per year. At this rate you'll hit 100 stars sometime around 2185.
55% Graveyard Rate
Over half your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's an archaeological dig. At least label them 'archived' so future developers know not to file bug reports.
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Zoral
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zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
347 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook96%
- Ruby4%
- Pascal0%
- TSQL0%
- HTML0%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
8
Followers
25
Joined GitHub
Feb 2009
05 · Top repos
gedean /
feature_pack
Rails architectural framework enabling micro-app organization via groups/features. Typed Ruby (activesupport >= 7.0), README + generators, no tests or CI. ~110 KB codebase with thoughtful controller inheritance and manifest-driven routing.
gedean /
querier
Personal Ruby gem providing parameterized SQL execution DSL over ActiveRecord, with safe parameter substitution and fluent query builder. Typed in spirit (Ruby 3.4+), well-documented README, structured multi-file layout, comprehensive test suite covering DSL, extensions, validation. 31 KB codebase with 30 recent commit
gedean /
sql-esus
Domain-specific SQL query collection for E-SUS health database reporting with Windows desktop tool in Lazarus/Pascal. Small footprint (6 stars), thin scope, but documented and with structured source organization.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 21, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 12, 2016Created querier
- Feb 3, 2020Created sql-esus — Consultas SQL (Queries) para gerar Relatórios diretamente da base de dados do E-SUS
- Apr 13, 2024Created feature_pack — Organizes and sets up the architecture of micro-applications within a Rails application, enabling the segregation of code, management, and isolation of functionalities, which can b
- Aug 3, 2025Most recent push to feature_pack
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.