01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Keeper
93% of your 40 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio, that's a digital cemetery — and you're barely attending the funerals.
5 Commits in 365 Days
Your entire year of GitHub activity fits in a long weekend. The heatmap is so dark it could double as a blackout curtain.
Brilliant Bursts, Then Nothing
sync_music is genuinely well-architected — typed Swift, multi-target Package.swift, real tests, structured logging — and you built it in 4 days then apparently walked away. Four. Days.
CoffeeScript Archaeologist
fretboard is still sitting there in CoffeeScript from 2013. That's not retro, that's sediment.
Follower Math
40 followers, 115 following, 0 PRs this year, 0 issues. You're watching everyone else's movie without buying a ticket to the theater.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript66%
- Swift13%
- Java12%
- Ruby5%
- CoffeeScript1%
- Shell1%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
30
Commits
last 12 months
5
Followers
40
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
geoffreymoller /
sync_music
Personal Swift utility materializing Apple Music Smart Playlists; typed, tested, documented with clear architecture but early-stage (4 days old, 5 commits, 0 stars). Clean OOP design with diagnostics-first approach.
geoffreymoller /
links
AngularJS link aggregator with CouchDB backend. Has tests and CI, but minimal adoption (1 star), sparse documentation, stale since 2019, and untyped JavaScript architecture lacking modern practices.
geoffreymoller /
fretboard
Educational guitar visualization tool with CoffeeScript/Backbone frontend for displaying scales on a 22-fret fretboard. Minimal stars (3), inactive since 2013, no type safety, but includes working canvas-based UI with dynamic mode/key selection.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 3, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 27, 2011Created fretboard — Displays the major scale along a 22-fret fretboard; Mode and key may be changed dynamically via dropdown or keyboard
- Jun 19, 2012Created links — link aggregator
- Mar 27, 2026Created sync_music
- Mar 31, 2026Most recent push to sync_music
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.