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geoffreymoller

Geoff Moller

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Graveyard Keeper

93% of your 40 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio, that's a digital cemetery — and you're barely attending the funerals.

5 Commits in 365 Days

Your entire year of GitHub activity fits in a long weekend. The heatmap is so dark it could double as a blackout curtain.

Brilliant Bursts, Then Nothing

sync_music is genuinely well-architected — typed Swift, multi-target Package.swift, real tests, structured logging — and you built it in 4 days then apparently walked away. Four. Days.

CoffeeScript Archaeologist

fretboard is still sitting there in CoffeeScript from 2013. That's not retro, that's sediment.

Follower Math

40 followers, 115 following, 0 PRs this year, 0 issues. You're watching everyone else's movie without buying a ticket to the theater.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

3 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript66%
  • Swift13%
  • Java12%
  • Ruby5%
  • CoffeeScript1%
  • Shell1%
  • Other2%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

30

Commits

last 12 months

5

Followers

40

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 3, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Aug 27, 2011
    Created fretboard — Displays the major scale along a 22-fret fretboard; Mode and key may be changed dynamically via dropdown or keyboard
  3. Jun 19, 2012
    Created links — link aggregator
  4. Mar 27, 2026
    Created sync_music
  5. Mar 31, 2026
    Most recent push to sync_music

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total46.9
Top-end curve+2.0
Final overall48.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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