01 · Roasts
The Decade Nap
crown_asia was last meaningfully touched somewhere between the Obama and Biden administrations. Rails 3.1 called — it wants its before_filter back.
Zero Commits, Zero Chill
Your heatmap is a perfect black square — 52 weeks, 364 days, 0 commits. The GitHub contribution graph has never seen a void this absolute.
The Tutorial Graveyard
citricmi was born and died on the same day in 2011 with exactly 2 commits. That's not a project, that's a hallway conversation that accidentally got version-controlled.
Following: 0
You have 14 followers and follow exactly 0 people. Either you're a very selective hermit or you forgot GitHub has a social layer.
CoffeeScript at 2%
Your portfolio includes CoffeeScript — a language that peaked in 2013 and is now legally classified as a historical artifact. That 2% says everything.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight30F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight35F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Ruby66%
- JavaScript17%
- CSS15%
- CoffeeScript2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
14
Joined GitHub
Jan 2009
05 · Top repos
gerald /
crown_asia
Unmaintained private inventory/manufacturing system (Rails 3.1 from 2012, last push 2022). Minimal stars, unstructured documentation (README is boilerplate Rails), no tests/CI. Functional code but dated patterns and low adoption signals.
gerald /
citricmi
Minimal Rails tutorial project from 2011 with basic CRUD scaffolding, placeholder tests, and no meaningful documentation beyond generic Rails README. One-shot creation with 2 commits in single day, never touched again.
gerald /
Test
Minimal test scaffold with 88KB codebase, last activity in 2011, no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Appears to be an abandoned early experiment.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 13, 2009Joined GitHub
- Oct 28, 2009Created Test — test
- Jan 31, 2011Created citricmi
- Jan 11, 2012Created crown_asia
- Jul 21, 2022Most recent push to crown_asia
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.