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glauco

Glauco Oliveira

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

One Week Warrior

Your entire year of commits fits in a single workweek — specifically week 9. The other 51 weeks of your heatmap are a void darker than your comment coverage.

97% Notebook Hoarder

Jupyter Notebooks account for 97% of your codebase bytes. You're not a developer, you're a cell executor. Go, Python, Ruby, and Shell are basically rounding errors on your profile.

Archaeological Archive

82% of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. dotfiles last active circa 2015, remote-pairing-server from 2017 — your portfolio is less a portfolio and more a digital fossil record.

The Silent Follower

You're following 117 people, have 86 followers watching you, and yet filed 0 PRs and 0 issues this year. You are the lurker others warned us about.

16 Commits to Greatness

sss_rb — your most polished repo — was built in ~3 weeks with 16 commits and then abandoned forever. Burst-and-ghost is not a development philosophy.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    33F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

4 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • Jupyter Notebook97%
  • Go1%
  • Python1%
  • Ruby1%
  • Shell0%
  • CSS0%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

17

Commits

last 12 months

6

Followers

86

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 22, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jan 2, 2014
    Created dotfiles
  3. Mar 6, 2014
    Created sss_rb — The SSS project ported to Ruby
  4. Nov 18, 2016
    Created remote-pairing-server-from-scratch — A set of scripts for setting up a remote pairing server from scratch
  5. Apr 12, 2017
    Most recent push to remote-pairing-server-from-scratch

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total36.9
Top-end curve+0.6
Final overall37.5

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
glauco · 37.5/100 — Rate My GitHub