01 · Roasts
One Week Warrior
Your entire year of commits fits in a single workweek — specifically week 9. The other 51 weeks of your heatmap are a void darker than your comment coverage.
97% Notebook Hoarder
Jupyter Notebooks account for 97% of your codebase bytes. You're not a developer, you're a cell executor. Go, Python, Ruby, and Shell are basically rounding errors on your profile.
Archaeological Archive
82% of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. dotfiles last active circa 2015, remote-pairing-server from 2017 — your portfolio is less a portfolio and more a digital fossil record.
The Silent Follower
You're following 117 people, have 86 followers watching you, and yet filed 0 PRs and 0 issues this year. You are the lurker others warned us about.
16 Commits to Greatness
sss_rb — your most polished repo — was built in ~3 weeks with 16 commits and then abandoned forever. Burst-and-ghost is not a development philosophy.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight33F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook97%
- Go1%
- Python1%
- Ruby1%
- Shell0%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
17
Commits
last 12 months
6
Followers
86
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
glauco /
sss_rb
Ruby port of SSS stylesheet language with parser, lexer, and variable support. 2 stars, 16 commits over ~3 weeks, minimal README, working code structure with tests but no CI/license.
glauco /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo with Vim config, shell dotfiles, and Ansible playbooks for macOS setup. No documentation, no tests, inactive since 2015. Strictly personal project with minimal adoption potential.
glauco /
remote-pairing-server-from-scratch
Small collection of shell scripts for setting up a remote pairing server with tmux. Minimal scope, outdated dependencies (tmux 2.3 from 2017), no tests or CI, and last updated 7 years ago.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 22, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 2, 2014Created dotfiles
- Mar 6, 2014Created sss_rb — The SSS project ported to Ruby
- Nov 18, 2016Created remote-pairing-server-from-scratch — A set of scripts for setting up a remote pairing server from scratch
- Apr 12, 2017Most recent push to remote-pairing-server-from-scratch
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.