01 · Roasts
The One-Hit Wonder Who Won Forever
73% of your code is JavaScript, 100% of your fame is one repo. uBlock Origin is carrying 62,959 stars while the rest of your portfolio awkwardly shuffles its feet at 26 stars.
following: 0
You follow literally zero people on GitHub. Not one. The pope of ad-blocking, issuing decrees from on high, reading no one else's code. A true hermit king.
No Tests, No Problem (Apparently)
Zero repos with HAS_TESTS=yes across your entire scored portfolio. The most-downloaded browser extension in the world runs on vibes, ESLint, and the goodwill of 62k stargazers.
73% Stale Repo Ratio
20 of your 28 repos haven't seen a commit in 2+ years. The graveyard of abandoned HTTP Switchboard clones and PHP experiments is quietly judging you.
PRs Sent This Year: 0
You opened 11 issues and sent exactly zero pull requests to other projects in the past year. Maximum output, zero upstream contribution. A closed-loop content-blocking ecosystem of one.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight98S
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight77B
- Depth15% weight85A
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight75B
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
274 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript73%
- HTML16%
- PHP5%
- CSS3%
- WebAssembly2%
- Shell1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
26
Commits
last 12 months
1,329
Followers
6,174
Joined GitHub
Jan 2011
05 · Top repos
gorhill /
uBlock
uBlock Origin: production-grade ad/content blocker with 62.9k stars, extensive multi-platform support (Firefox, Chrome, Edge, Opera), comprehensive filtering engine, and sustained development since 2015.
gorhill /
jsawpuzzle
Browser extension for creating and solving jigsaw puzzles. Distributed on Firefox and Chrome stores; well-structured ES6 modules with canvas graphics, state serialization, and integrations with Wikimedia Commons and public domain picture feeds.
gorhill /
uMatrix
Mature browser extension for network request filtering with 4.6k stars, GPLv3 license, but inactive since 2021. Core features well-implemented with typed DOM handling and complex matrix-based filtering logic across multiple modules.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 26, 2011Joined GitHub
- Oct 15, 2014Created uMatrix — uMatrix: Point and click matrix to filter net requests according to source, destination and type
- Apr 1, 2015Created uBlock — uBlock Origin - An efficient blocker for Chromium and Firefox. Fast and lean.
- May 12, 2024Created jsawpuzzle — A browser extension to create and solve jigsaw puzzles
- Apr 23, 2026Most recent push to uBlock
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.