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hagopjay

hagopjay

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

9-Minute Codebase

git-pressure-test accumulated its entire 30-commit history in a 9-minute window on Jan 14. That's not a project — that's a coffee break with a git client open.

One Star Per Year

153 public repos, joined 2014, and you've accumulated a grand total of 3 stars across your entire portfolio. That's roughly 0.25 stars per year of effort. The math is not mathing.

The Eternal Lurker

0 PRs, 0 issues, and 138 people you follow who will never know you exist. You've been on GitHub since 2014 and have contributed nothing to any external project. Spectator mode: permanently engaged.

HTML is Not a Programming Language

66% of your language footprint is HTML — the vast majority of which are 13 tutorial files in a single repo. Your 'TypeScript developer' identity is doing a lot of heavy lifting over 26%.

One-Second Lifecycle

gh-test was born and died in one second (pushed at 04:30:46, last push 04:30:47). It takes longer to sneeze. This is not a repo — it's an accident that got version-controlled.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    45D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    59D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

61 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • HTML66%
  • TypeScript26%
  • JavaScript3%
  • Python2%
  • C#1%
  • CSS1%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

22

Commits

last 12 months

254

Followers

52

Joined GitHub

Apr 2014

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 19, 2014
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jan 14, 2026
    Created git-pressure-test
  3. Jan 23, 2026
    Created gh-test
  4. Mar 16, 2026
    Created KeGG-KnowlEdgeGraphGrokker — Coding Agent plugin to Grokk Graphs and Persist/Visualize Multitenant Memory.
  5. Apr 20, 2026
    Most recent push to KeGG-KnowlEdgeGraphGrokker

07 · Compare

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hagopjay · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total50.3
Top-end curve+2.7
Final overall53.0

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
hagopjay · 53.0/100 — Rate My GitHub