01 · Roasts
Zero Stars Across All 9 Repos
totalStars=0 across the entire profile. Not a single repo has earned even one star — CTO at Voxaris but GitHub says 'who?'
The 7-Week Blackout
Weeks 22–28 of your heatmap are completely dead — 7 consecutive weeks of zero commits. Even the repo with 'Coach' in the name needed a break from coaching itself.
0 PRs, 0 Issues, 0 External Signal
totalPRsYear=0 and totalIssuesYear=0. You've contributed precisely nothing to anyone else's code this year. Very collaborative for a CTO.
2-Day Sprint Energy
pcl-detector was born and 'completed' in 48 hours (Mar 2–4). 15 commits, a LaTeX report, and a collapsed proposed model — the academic all-nighter, immortalized in git.
Jupyter Notebook Maximalist
54% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks. That's not a data science profile, that's a homework profile. The .ipynb format is doing heavy lifting where shipped software should be.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
113 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook54%
- HTML33%
- Python8%
- JavaScript2%
- TeX1%
- TypeScript1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
54
Followers
20
Joined GitHub
May 2015
05 · Top repos
hardiv /
PoseCoach
Experimental pose estimation benchmarking framework with multi-model inference on COCO/MPII/gym datasets. Early-stage project (12 days old, 13 commits) with typed Python, structured src/ layout, and README, but no tests, CI, or license.
hardiv /
pcl-detector
Imperial College NLP coursework project (Feb–Mar 2026) with a Jupyter notebook applying RoBERTa and DeBERTa to binary PCL detection on a 10.5k-paragraph dataset; baseline achieved 0.579 F₁, but proposed model collapsed. Typed Python, structured splits, meaningful EDA and theory, but limited scope (single notebook, acad
hardiv /
hardiv
Personal portfolio website built with React, Three.js, and Tailwind CSS. Untyped JavaScript codebase with no tests/CI, but demonstrates competent React component architecture and 3D graphics integration for a self-promotional project.
06 · Timeline
- May 16, 2015Joined GitHub
- Aug 28, 2020Created hardiv — 👋 A little bit about myself
- Jan 31, 2026Created PoseCoach — a little something that corrects your workout form using your phone camera
- Mar 2, 2026Created pcl-detector — a model to detect patronising and condescending language
- Mar 4, 2026Most recent push to pcl-detector
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.