01 · Roasts
Heatmap Flatline
22 commits in a year with 47 of 52 weeks showing zero activity. Your GitHub heatmap looks less like a contribution graph and more like a hospital monitor after the patient coded.
The Samsung Cinematic Universe
Three repos, all Samsung Android tooling — kernel, ADB installer, debloater. Congratulations on building the world's most niche one-brand ecosystem that nobody asked for.
README? Sure. CI? Never Heard Of Her.
HAS_CI=no across every single repo. Even the 292MB kernel fork you've been maintaining since 2022 has never met a test runner it didn't actively avoid.
65% Graveyard Ratio
Nearly two-thirds of your 42 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital attic of abandoned Samsung experiments.
98% C, 0% Variety
C makes up 98% of your code by volume. Assembly sneaks in at 1%. Your entire language distribution is basically 'kernel or bust,' with zero exploration of any other domain in 6 years on GitHub.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
9 active days
Language distribution
- C98%
- Assembly1%
- C++0%
- Makefile0%
- Shell0%
- Perl0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
22
Followers
45
Joined GitHub
Sep 2019
05 · Top repos
haridhayal11 /
android_kernel_samsung_exynos2100
Samsung Exynos2100 kernel fork with 292MB codebase and ~2.7 years of commits, but lacks CI, tests, license, and substantial documentation beyond Android patch submission guidelines. Primarily a personal device kernel maintenance project.
haridhayal11 /
OneUIOptimizer
Android debloater tool targeting Samsung OneUI devices. Shell scripts automate removal of bloatware via ADB with restoration capability. Limited audience, minimal documentation, repetitive code, and no tests or CI.
haridhayal11 /
Systemwide_ADB_Installer
Minimal Windows PowerShell utility for systemwide ADB installation. Single 30-line script with no tests, CI, license, or structured documentation beyond basic README.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 3, 2019Joined GitHub
- Jan 22, 2022Created android_kernel_samsung_exynos2100 — Kernel Source for Exynos2100 devices
- Feb 16, 2022Created OneUIOptimizer — Less Trash = Better Battery Life & Performance
- Apr 9, 2022Created Systemwide_ADB_Installer — Install ADB systemwide on Windows
- Sep 16, 2024Most recent push to android_kernel_samsung_exynos2100
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.