01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Flatline
Your contribution graph is 52 consecutive weeks of absolute zero. Even a comatose developer accidentally pushes a config file. You've achieved a perfect void.
WeakestLifts Lives Up to Its Name
A repo named 'WeakestLifts' with 0 bytes of source code, a title-only README, and a 1-minute lifespan. It's not even weak — it's non-existent. The name is the most developed thing here.
Connect4 Speed-Run (No Completion%)
You built a Connect4 AI backend in 5 hours, pushed it, and ghosted it forever. No README, no CI, no license. The minimax algorithm has more recursive depth than your commit history.
80% C, 0% Repos Written in C
C accounts for 80% of your language bytes, yet none of your 3 analyzed repos are C projects. Your most-used language is a ghost haunting repos that don't show up in public.
Follower-to-Following Ratio: 0:0
Not following anyone. No one following you. Zero PRs, zero issues, zero community signal. You've achieved perfect social isolation on a social coding platform.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight25F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- C80%
- Python11%
- Assembly6%
- HTML2%
- Rich Text Format0%
- Makefile0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2021
05 · Top repos
haroutkhach /
LiftBank
Docker Express PostgreSQL React starter kit with basic full-stack setup (Express server, React frontend, PostgreSQL), but untyped JavaScript, minimal tests, no CI, no license, and appears to be a tutorial/boilerplate project with zero adoption signals.
haroutkhach /
Connect4
A single-file Connect4 game backend using Flask and minimax AI, created and committed within 5 hours with no tests run, no documentation, and no architectural depth beyond a basic implementation.
haroutkhach /
WeakestLifts
Empty scaffold with minimal README; created and pushed same minute; no source files, tests, CI, or license. Classic one-shot dump.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 13, 2021Joined GitHub
- Oct 17, 2023Created Connect4
- Mar 27, 2024Created WeakestLifts
- Mar 28, 2024Created LiftBank
- Mar 28, 2024Most recent push to LiftBank
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.