01 · Roasts
7 commits, 1 year
Your entire year of GitHub activity fits in a single heatmap cell with room to spare. 7 commits across 12 months means you committed to GitHub roughly once every 7 weeks — less frequently than most people do laundry.
100% Unknown language
GitHub's language detector gave up on your repos entirely. When your entire portfolio is markdown files, you're not a developer — you're a technical writer who forgot to write the code part.
Exerton-Milestones: a monument to inertia
One commit. A README with only a title. 14 KB. Created May 2025, never touched again. This repo isn't a milestone — it's a headstone.
Legal templates, no lawyers
Your most impressive repo is a SAFE legal instrument written entirely in markdown with 3 stars, 0 forks, and 0 issues. You've built legal infrastructure for a startup ecosystem that doesn't know you exist yet.
Bio says 'build stuff'
Your bio is 'build stuff' but your commit history says 'think about building stuff, occasionally.' 4 repos, 2 of which are markdown documents. The stuff remains largely unbuilt.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
7
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Aug 2021
05 · Top repos
heyadvik /
Exerton-BRAVE
Legal instrument SAFE template repo with comprehensive README and markdown contract (Exerton-BRAVE.md). Personal project with minimal adoption (3 stars, 6 commits in 7 days). Clearly experimental legal framework, not yet market-tested.
heyadvik /
Exerton-Milestones
Empty scaffold project with only a title in README.md, single commit (2025-05-29), 14 KB total size, no tests, CI, or meaningful code.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 1, 2021Joined GitHub
- May 29, 2025Created Exerton-Milestones
- Sep 3, 2025Created Exerton-BRAVE — BRAVE LETS PEOPLE INVEST IN PEOPLE
- Sep 10, 2025Most recent push to Exerton-BRAVE
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.