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hiddeco

Hidde Beydals

C

Getting there

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The PHP Skeleton in the Closet

52% of your public code bytes are PHP — for a guy whose entire bio screams Go and cloud-native. That's not a polyglot flex, that's a graveyard with a heartbeat.

189 PRs, 0 Followers Who Can Find Your Repos

You shipped 189 PRs this year — almost entirely to other people's repos. Your own projects have 291 total stars across 115 repos. The FOSS world loves your commits; nobody's starring your originals.

66% Stale Repo Rate

Two thirds of your 115 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a museum with one active exhibit and a lot of velvet ropes.

dottie: The Bravest Empty Folder of 2026

You created a repo called 'dottie' on Jan 24, 2026, added zero files, wrote zero commits, and just... left. Even your placeholder has commitment issues.

Upstream Vanishing Act

Your most starred solo project (cronjobber, 238 ⭐) exists specifically because Kubernetes didn't have a feature — and now Kubernetes does. You built yourself out of a job. Twice, probably.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    51D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    72B
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    65C

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

243 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • PHP52%
  • Go42%
  • Shell4%
  • Dockerfile1%
  • Makefile1%
  • Smarty1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

32

Commits

last 12 months

317

Followers

320

Joined GitHub

Dec 2014

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Dec 3, 2014
    Joined GitHub
  2. Mar 2, 2019
    Created cronjobber — Cronjobber is a cronjob controller for Kubernetes with support for time zones
  3. Mar 16, 2023
    Created sshsig — Go implementation of the OpenSSH SSH Signature protocol. Sign and verify messages using SSH keys in Go.
  4. Jan 24, 2026
    Created dottie
  5. Feb 9, 2026
    Most recent push to sshsig

07 · Compare

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hiddeco · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total60.9
Top-end curve+5.1
Final overall66.0

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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