01 · Roasts
61 Commits a Year Keeps the Doctors Away
With 61 commits in the last year and a stale repo ratio of 0.67, two-thirds of your GitHub is a museum exhibit. The heatmap has more blank weeks than a summer intern's calendar.
No CI, No Tests, No Worries
Zero repos have CI configured. Only one of three scored repos has any tests at all. As a bioinformatician you presumably care about reproducibility — just not here, apparently.
42 Stars, One Repo, Bluetooth Printing
Your entire GitHub star count rests on a thermal printer library. A niche hardware utility is carrying your impact score while your visualization app (timeline) sits at 0 stars after 6 years.
Discord Bot Fired After One Shift
discord-poll-bot: single file, minimal features, depth score of 20. It had one job and then you both stopped showing up.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight47D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
198 active days
Language distribution
- Python31%
- Vue24%
- JavaScript19%
- HTML14%
- Java7%
- CSS3%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
61
Followers
14
Joined GitHub
Jul 2015
05 · Top repos
hkeward /
phomemo_printer
Python utility library for Phomemo thermal printer; enables text & image printing via Bluetooth with a well-documented CLI and API, actively maintained with 1.0.5 release.
hkeward /
timeline
Vue.js timeline visualization app with Wikidata integration. 0 stars but structured, documented, and tested. Personal project with non-trivial codebase (~2096 KB) and active 6-year history through 2026.
hkeward /
discord-poll-bot
Single-file Discord poll bot with minimal features, one year old with sparse commits. Lacks tests, CI, typing, and error handling. Functional proof-of-concept but no production readiness.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 10, 2015Joined GitHub
- Jan 2, 2020Created timeline — Plot a timeline of important historical people/events to contextualize history!
- Apr 23, 2021Created phomemo_printer — Python utilities to allow printing text from the phomemo printer
- Aug 20, 2021Created discord-poll-bot — An ad-free poll bot for Discord
- Mar 2, 2026Most recent push to timeline
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.