01 · Roasts
The Ghost of GitHub Past
338 of your 339 yearly commits happen in a 3-week window. The other 49 weeks? Pure digital silence. Your heatmap looks like a flatline with a jump scare at the end.
HTML Heavyweight
56% of your codebase is HTML — specifically one 862 KB index.html stuffed with inline CSS. Calling that a 'language' is generous; calling it architecture is a crime.
Zero Social Presence
0 followers, 0 following, 0 issues. You've been on GitHub since January 2021 and have left absolutely no fingerprints on anyone else's code. A digital ghost in a community of builders.
Portfolio of Two
Five years on GitHub, 2 public repos, both under 30 days old. What exactly were you doing from 2021 to 2026? The commit history suggests: not this.
51 PRs, 0 Witnesses
51 pull requests this year but 0 followers and 0 community issues. Those PRs are almost certainly in private repos, which means all that work is invisible to the world — including the people who might hire you.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight40D
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
19 active days
Language distribution
- HTML56%
- TypeScript24%
- Python17%
- Shell2%
- Dockerfile1%
- JavaScript0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
339
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2021
05 · Top repos
horne-ra /
hank
A TypeScript + Python real-time voice AI tutoring app for house maintenance, built with LiveKit Agents and OpenAI Realtime API. Shipped as a full-stack product with Docker, typed code, documented architecture, and session persistence, but new (16 days old, 30 commits) with zero external adoption.
horne-ra /
UpOnline-Landing-Page
Fresh landing page for UpOnline DC (AI ops tool). Single index.html with inline CSS, minimal assets, clear product messaging. No tests, CI, or license. 10 commits over 2 days suggests initial setup burst.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 19, 2021Joined GitHub
- Feb 25, 2026Created UpOnline-Landing-Page
- Apr 7, 2026Created hank — A voice AI tutor that teaches house maintenance, built with LiveKit Agents and OpenAI Realtime API
- Apr 23, 2026Most recent push to hank
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.